OAKLAND, CA. — The Golden state Warriors general manager Bob Myers has essentially lost his mind bruh. Ole boy actually said out loud with his OWN mouth that he was willin’ to give KD whatever he wants as they prepare to negotiate with the two-time reignin’ Finals MVP. Durant could sign for as long as 4 years and about $160 million but when a dun says that a boy could get whatever he wants that changes the game.
Does KD deserve to get paid? Absolutely!!! Do you tell him up front that you’re willin’ to give him the barn and all the cattle? Not a chance.
Myers jumped out of the birthday cake butt naked foamin’ at the mouth and said this, “Sometimes you don’t negotiate. I’d love to have him for 10 years. Kevin Durant, look what he did for us last year. He did us a great service. He’s earned the right to sign whatever deal he wants.” WHAT!!? Whatever he wants? That dun is wide open bruh! KD needs to catch him while he’s still hyped about winnin’ this title and take everything they’ve got.
He goes on to say, “I just want him to sign a deal. But I want him to be happy and want him to know that we want him as long as he wants to be here. He’s earned that, to kind of lay out the terms.” What!!!? Did that dun just say that Durant could just lay out the terms? C’mon KD! You need be in there right now strippin’ the walls bare bruh.
Then the general manager straight up took his skin off and put it on inside out when he said this, “He can do whatever he wants. That shouldn’t be a long negotiation. Our goal, to be honest, is to try to keep the whole thing together, so that’s the pieces of the puzzle we’ve got to try to figure out.”
Yo KD!!!! Take everything ole boy has to offer and then some. If you’re talkin’ about retirin’ at 35 then you need to hit Golden State over the head like a crack head robbin’ a boy on the subway. I’m talkin’ about hittin’ them so hard that they’ve got an “Unsung” on their hands when they’re tryin’ to sign Klay Thompson.
I’m expectin’ for you to come out of that joint lookin’ like Fred G. Sanford after he swindled Lamont’s friends out of their money with the two-way glasses playin’ poker.
Let’s keep it real or all the way 100, whichever comes 1st! You’ve already won two meaningless championships that nobody’s givin’ you credit for because you jumped in the ride with the best team in the league. Why not hit them over the head and get as much bread as they’re willin’ to give you? Winnin’ another championship means nothin’ and besides, you can’t eat them in retirement. Get ya money man.
By the time I would finish with them they wouldn’t be able to pay the bills around that joint. They would have to rename the joint “The Bay Area Ballers featurin’ Willie the fightin’ Mouse.” I’m just sayin’. Stop me when I start lyin’!
Playas Thesaurus:
1) Dun: noun – the person in question, dude, guy, etc. It’s whoever I’m talkin’ about and its non-gender specific.
2) Ole boy: noun – the person that I’m currently talkin’ about.
3) Fred G. Sanford: noun – character on the 1970’s sitcom Sanford and Son played by Redd Foxx.
The G is excluded from the endings of all words because the G is near and dear to my heart because I’m from “The G” which is Gary, Indiana. So I only use the G when I’m talkin’ about “The G!”
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