Now we finally get the word as to why JR Smith didn’t play on Thursday night against Philly in the Cavs 108-97 loss. Ole boy was suspended for one game for throwin’ a bowl of soup on assistant coach Damon Jones.
Now what I’m tryin’ to figure out is why haven’t we heard about Jones gettin’ bailed out of jail by the Cavs or Big Momma or Uncle LeRoy or Jun-Jun nem or somethin’?
A dun threw a bowl of what on you? C’mon playa!!! I know that he’s on the job and wouldn’t go straight hood on a boy but ghetto instincts kick in when foolishness takes you there. And that was straight foolishness!!!
Let’s keep it real or all the way 100, whichever comes 1st! You can’t throw anything at a grown man and expect not to get the breaks beaten off of you or at the very least knowin’ that you’ve got to fight your way outta the joint. That’s written in the Hood Code of Conduct: Rule No.1 Section II, Article III. “Don’t throw nothin’ at a boy if you ain’t ready to fight.” That’s word!!!
So again, I’ll ask, Why wasn’t Damon Jones gettin’ bailed out of jail? At the bare minimum we need to see that dun playin’ with one eye on Saturday when they take on Denver at the crib. He needs to at least have some discoloration on that joint playboy. Stop me when I start lyin’!
Playas Thesaurus:
1) Dun: noun – the person in question, dude, guy, etc. It’s whoever I’m talkin’ about and its non-gender specific.
2) Ole boy: noun – the person that I’m currently talkin’ about.
The G is excluded from the endings of all words because the G is near and dear to my heart because I’m from “The G” which is Gary, Indiana. So I only use the G when I’m talkin’ about “The G!”
The caption under the photo isn’t real but its real talk!