The Jay Graves Report

Why Alonzo Mourning can’t wait to run up on Reggie Bush! “Reckless & Foul”

"Bruh... when I run up on you it ain't gone be nice!"

Angelina Jolie once said, “I’ve been reckless, but I’m not a rebel without a cause.” Drake broke it down like this, “I’ve never been reckless – it’s always calculated. I’m mischievous, but I’m calculated.” Then Charles Duhigg poured out a little liquor for all the dead homies when he spit, “Between calculated risk and reckless decision-making lies the dividing line between profit and loss.”

Well playas…it looks like ole Reggie Bush has blurred the lines between calculated risk and reckless decision-makin’ because that dun is continually workin’ in a loss. Now the news has come out this cat paid the jump off $3 million to have an abortion and she kept the bread and is now 6 months pregnant. Oh, the foolishness doesn’t stop there bruh! Whoever is tellin’ the story has thrown Alonzo Mourning under the bus too! Apparently, ole girl that’s pregnant was Zo’s old jump off years ago and accordin’ to my man’s and nem she was takin’ fertility treatments tryin’ to hit a lick then. However, she never got pregnant.

Let’s keep it real or all the way 100, whichever comes 1st! I’m not trippin’ on a boy bein’ reckless with his OWN life but when other cats get drug through the streets then I’ve got a problem with it playboy. Reggie Bush has been ruinin’  other boyz situation since his days at USC. Remember when he was takin’ bread from the sport marketing agent that was tryin’ to sign him before he left school? He moved his mom and dad into this $800K crib owned by ole boy that ran the company? After spendin’ his bread and lettin’ his parents live in ole boy’z house he decided to sign with another company instead. So he just stiff armed the dun that had been cakin’ his family.

So the sports marketing agent, in turn, stood up on the table and told it all. Thus, blowin’ up the USC Football Program and it’s hasn’t been the same since. Ole dull Pete Carroll ran out of the joint like a bat out of hell to the NFL and USC hasn’t been able to keep a coach since. Lane Kiffin was so dull that they pulled him off the team plane and fired him on the tarmac!!

Who cares that Reggie had to give back his Heisman. That’s his problem. And he was crazy for actually givin’ that joint back!! They would have had to break into my crib to get that joint and they would have caught a couple on the way back out of the window too. That’s robbery if you come in and take it without my permission playa.

So fast forward to this current foolishness!! This dun is married with two kids and his wife is a Kim Kardashian look-a-like. I get it. He wanted the look of Kim K. without the foolishness. Okay bruh, you got it. So why are you out here foul? Now I can’t tell a boy how to live but if you’re gonna be foul and reckless, which makes no sense to me, why are you out here shootin’ live bullets?  Y’all catch that one later on bruh.

Now because you’re out here foul and reckless you end up throwin’ other cats in the fray. Alonzo Mourning has been retired for 8 years and chillin’ in the front office of the Miami Heat now. He’s a for real GROWN man.  Whatever dirt he did in his day has been dead and buried a long time ago. But ole dull Reggie Bush that can’t handle his foolishness has Zo’s wife up at 3am tappin’ him on the shoulder.

Y’all know how women are bruh! That foolishness has been dead and buried for years and here we go. “What’s this I hear about Reggie Bush and some girl you used to hang out with bein’ pregnant?” Now that dun can’t even close his eyes for the next three weeks arguin’ about some chick that he hasn’t seen or talked to in years!!! Why? Cuz Reggie Bush can’t handle HIS business.

He’s the dun sprintin’ down the middle of the street with no shoes or socks on talkin’ about he’s faster without them. Everybody and their baby’s momma, includin’ Big Momma, has told him that he’s gonna stomp his toe runnin’ with no shoes on but he does it anyway. Now he’s out there’d screamin’ like a wild hyena now that his toe is bleedin’ and who’s fault is that?

I know Zo can’t wait to run into that dun in a dark alley! Stop me when I start lyin’!

Playas Thesaurus: 

1) Spit: verb – to say

2) Jump off: noun – the mistress or side chick

3) Dun: noun – the person in question, dude, guy, etc. It’s whoever I’m talkin’ about and its non-gender specific.

4) Hit a lick: verb – to come up on a profit, to get some money for nothing. To take advantage of a person financially

5) Cakin’: verb – to take care of someone financially

6) Dull: adjective – to describe something as bein’ terrible, something that makes you sick with disgust because it’s so stupid to even think of.

The caption under the photo isn’t real but its REAL talk!