THE FAR EAST SIDE — While everybody is salivatin’ over the talents of the “Incomparable David Bell” at Warren Central. Boyz have completely slept on the dun totin’ the rock for the Warren Central Warriors!!! His name is Romeir Elliott but I call him “Secretariat FROM THE FAR EAST SIDE” because he’s been runnin’ wild all season long!!!
He ran through Center Grove in Week 1, sprinted through Louisville Trinity in Week 2, hurdled North Central in Week 3 and completely galloped all over and around Lawrence Central in their 47-0 blowout of the Bears in Week 4!! Ole boy finished with 28 carries for 344 yards and 6 touchdowns!! THAT’S IN ONE GAME PLAYA!!! Last I checked the dun was still runnin’!
Warren Central is the No.1 team in the state and all of the attention has been on the most unbelievable wide receiver we’ve seen come out of these parts in a very long time, if ever. People have been fixated on David Bell for the past three years and now everybody and their baby’s momma wants to know where he’ll decide to go to school. In all of the excitement Romeir Elliott has been steady puttin’ in work.
We’ve all heard the about the great Sampson James over at Avon and he’s all of that and a bag of chips! We’ve heard about the War Horse, Carson Steele, down at Center Grove and he’s a beast!!! We understand that David Bell is the most electrifying player walkin’ about this piece but now it’s time that boyz sit up and recognize Romeir Elliott and from now on better known as “Secretariat FROM THE FAR EAST SIDE.”
Through four games he’s put up 820 yards and scored 11 touchdowns!!! That’s NUTS!!!! All I’ve got to say is that Southern Illinois will be lucky to sign him in December or February. He’s already committed to them but he’s goin’ on a terror right now and that makes it hard for a boy not to get other offers in the mean time.
I remember when former Ben Davis running back Johnny Adams committed to Ball State just before the season started last year and then Week 1 I saw him play. I looked at a colleague of mine on the sideline and said, “Ain’t no way Ball State is signin’ him! He’s too good for them. Somebody’s comin’ in to offer him a better deal.” Sure enough Cal swooped in and got him. It was a no brainer.
Now I’m not playa hatin’ on Southern Illinois but Romeir Elliott is the real deal and somebody bigger will come callin’ before the season is out if they aren’t knockin’ on the front door this mornin’. Listen to what I’m tellin’ you bruh. This Young Thunder Cat is the real deal and with the plethora of weapons Warren Central has this year, they’re goin’ to be hard to beat. Up next is Ben Davis at the crib. It’s WEST SIDE vs. EAST SIDE. In my Bart Scott voice, “Can’t Wait!” because Secretariat is ready to get out of the stable on a boy already. Stop me when I start lyin’!
Playas Thesaurus:
1) Dun: noun – the person in question, dude, guy, etc. It’s whoever I’m talkin’ about and its non-gender specific.
2) Ole boy: noun – the person that I’m currently talkin’ about.
The G is excluded from the endings of all words because the G is near and dear to my heart because I’m from “The G” which is Gary, Indiana. So I only use the G when I’m talkin’ about “The G!”
The caption under the photo isn’t real but its real talk!