Trump still playin’ himself by tellin’ Boyz he won’t invite the NBA Champion! “Dates”

NEVERLAND, USA — On Friday Donald J. Trump told reporters before leavin’ to attend the G7 summit in Canada that “we’re not going to invite either team,” referrin’ to both the Golden State Warriors and the Cleveland Cavaliers when they win the NBA Championship.

Now everybody and their baby’s momma knows that Golden State is walkin’ away with all of the marbles potentially Friday night in a sweep. However, it was gangsta for LeBron to tell boyz on Tuesday in a press conference that neither team wanted an invited and if they were to be invited they wouldn’t go anyway.

Both Steph and KD reiterated the same sentiment later that day as well as Steve Kerr. So for Trump to tell boyz that he’s not goin’ to invite them is a mute point because they don’t wanna come over and play with his Hot Wheels Track anyway.

That’s like tellin’ a boy that you aren’t interested in him when he’s already told the entire school that he can’t stand you. He wasn’t askin’ you out because he doesn’t like you. You can’t turn him down because he’s not tryin’ to hang out with you anyway.

It’s the craziest thing in the world!! I’m glad that our athletes of today have a social conscience and are willin’ to use their platform to do more than just sale shoes. Stop me I start lyin’! Stop me when I start lyin’!

Playas Thesaurus: 

1) Dun: noun – the person in question, dude, guy, etc. It’s whoever I’m talkin’ about and its non-gender specific.

2) Ole boy: noun – the person that I’m currently talkin’ about.

The G is excluded from the endings of all words because the G is near and dear to my heart because I’m from “The G” which is Gary, Indiana. So I only use the G when I’m talkin’ about “The G!”