Every now and then you run into the girl you went to school with that thinks she’s still the cosmetic 10 she was in high school or college. Age hasn’t treated her well but her attitude is still on “I’m the finest thing in the building” but it’s apparent she hasn’t taken a selfie in 20 years and doesn’t own a mirror at the crib.
Well playas…that’s Tristan Thompson of the Cleveland Cavaliers this morning. On Thursday that dun jumped out of the birthday cake butt naked foamin’ at the mouth talkin’ like a wild man. Ole boy literally had this to say about their position in the East.
“We’re still four-time Eastern Conference champions, so until you take us down from that, teams ain’t got much to say. Boston, Philly, they ain’t got much to say. Boston had homecourt Game 7 and lost. Philly, you guys almost got swept. Toronto — we already know that story. So until someone takes us down, there’s not much they can really say.”
Yeah playa, that’s called having absolutely NO self-awareness!!! The only reason the Cavs were still in the darn NBA is because LeBron went back to Cleveland and the only reason he was in Cleveland was because he grew up a half hour away. Otherwise, they would be in the G-league right now. I’d rather watch the Fort Wayne Mad Ants than the Cavs this season and trust me you would too.
Bruh…have you seen that roster? Duns like JR Smith will be a leader!!! The same cat that didn’t know what the score was in the FINALS!!!!! Really?
He’s outside throwin’ rocks at boy’z windows at 4 o’clock in the morning! He’s pulling mailboxes down. He’s literally ringing doorbells and running!! What’s wrong with this dude. Does he not realize that LeBron is not coming to save his butt from that foolishness that he just spit. Last year is last year. The past four years are the past four years.
The Cavs will be lucky to even make the playoffs playa. He can’t be serious!!! Boston, Philly, Toronto, Indiana, Milwaukee, Miami, Washington etc. are ALL better than Cleveland getting out of the bed with dragon breath on a slippery floor this morning.
Yo Tristan Thompson!!! Stop talking!!! You’re going to get embarrassed enough this season. You don’t have to add to the foolishness!!! Stop me when I start lyin’!
Playas Thesaurus:
1) Dun: noun – the person in question, dude, guy, etc. It’s whoever I’m talkin’ about and its non-gender specific.
2) Ole boy: noun – the person that I’m currently talkin’ about.