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TheJayGravesReport Gets in the Whip with Indy Car this Year! “Indy500”

"It's about to be Chris Brown up in this piece!" 'On and Poppin' Photos by Eric McCombs

Everybody and their baby’s momma in this state is crazy about auto racing! Since 1911 boyz have been have gettin’ it in at the spot in Speedway, Indiana known as the Indianapolis Motor Speedway. Don’t get it twisted playboy, they’re racing within the city limits because Speedway is what they call an enclave suburb of Indianapolis.That’s just a fancy word for tellin’ a boy that they renamed a lil’ bit of the city surroundin’ the track to add to the ambiance.

Although the race ran for the first time 106 years ago this will be it’s 101st runnin’ of the Greatest Spectacle in Racing! And guess what playboy? TheJayGravesReport will be in the buildin’ coverin’ the joint on May 28th!! Yeah I know that the brothas don’t really get into racing like that but I’m about to turn you boyz on to the adrenaline that we’ve been missin’ out on!!

Let’s keep it real or all the way 100, whichever comes 1st! Stop actin’ like the brothers don’t like seein’ a dun go 230mph in a freakin’ car! I didn’t say that we would get into a car goin’ 230mph but we’ll certainly watch a boy do it!!! Especially if they’ve got good food and drinks out there.

“You already know what it is bruh!”

I’m not goin’ to lie bruh! As a kid I watched duns like A.J. Foyt, Al Unser, Rick Mears and Mario Andretti put in work at the 500. They were NUTS!!! The excitement jumped out of the TV at me back in the day. So now that we’ve got the best technology goin’ why aren’t boyz into racing?

Well playas…TheJayGravesReport is about to put in work at the practices durin’ the month of May to bring you boyz closer to the excitement of Indy Car racing and on Race day! When I’m done with these cats they’ll be tryin’ to come to the Speedway and hang out next year for the event. Hang out with Ya Boy on social media and I’ve got you.

Two hundred laps might be too much for Ya Boy but I’ll keep you entertained for at least 75!! Experience the race through the eyes of a cat that loves competition. I’ll have brothas comin’ out of G.I. and Haughville tryin’ to go to the race while you’re playin’! So sit in the cut and enjoy the Greatest Spectacle in Racing as told by the “Best Dressed Man In Media!” I’ll put it where the goats can get it and while I’m gettin’ it in you’ll suddenly become a racing fan. Stop me when I start lyin’!

Playas Thesaurus:

1) Whip: noun – luxury vehicle

2) Dun: noun – the person in question, dude, guy, etc. It’s whoever I’m talkin’ about and its non-gender specific.

3) NUTS: adjective – very good

4) Put it where the goats can get it: verb phrase – to make it as elementary as possible. To put it at ground level so everyone can understand it.

The caption under the photo isn’t real but its real talk! 

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