The Jay Graves Report

The Phoenix Suns made Lonzo Ball look like Magic in just his second game!

Lonzo Ball puts up 29 points, 11 rebounds and 9 assists against the dull Suns on Friday night! Photo: ABC News

After gettin’ completely shut down in his NBA debut by Mr. 94 Feet, Patrick Beverly. Lonzo Ball went out to Phoenix on Friday night and went to work. Ole boy fell one assist shy of becomin’ the youngest player in NBA history to post a triple double. He finished with 29 points, 11 rebounds and 9 assists. Now a game like that is great for a young boy’z confidence regardless of who they’re playin’.

Keep in mind that the Suns are the same duns that Portland just beat by 54 points two nights before. So let’s not get carried away. Portland came into Indiana without the Pacers havin’ their startin’ center on Friday night and only beat them by 18 points and we all know that Indiana isn’t any good. So that tells you how, in my Charles Barkley voice, “Terrible” the Suns really are.

Let’s keep it real or all the way 100, whichever comes 1st! Nobody’s trippin’ on Lonzo bruh. It’s his old man!!! If he’d just go somewhere and sit down and let ole boy play everything would be fine. Everybody knows that Lonzo can hoop and he’s a great kid. He doesn’t talk crazy to boyz, he just plays the game etc. However, his old man has cats lined up to get at him and that’s not fair to him.

Boyz lined up in Phoenix but they just didn’t have the DNA to keep up with them. He put on a darn clinic in just his second NBA game. The Suns need to move down to the D-league this year. You can’t tell me that a dun gets completely shut down one night. Then darn near becomes the youngest player in NBA history to post a triple double the very next night. It makes no sense! The game didn’t slow down that quickly for him in one night. Get rid of the Suns!!! Banish them from the kingdom.

I’m happy for the young thunder cat though. Just hog tie his old man at the security door if you want to take the pressure off of Lonzo. But for entertainment purposes, keep puttin’ the mic in his face. It’ll make for a very entertainin’ NBA season. Stop me when I start lyin’!

Playas Thesaurus: 

1) Dun: noun – the person in question, dude, guy, etc. It’s whoever I’m talkin’ about and its non-gender specific.

The G is excluded from the endings of all words because the G is near and dear to my heart because I’m from “The G” which is Gary, Indiana. So I only use the G when I’m talkin’ about “The G!”

The caption under the photo isn’t real but its real talk!