CLEVELAND, OH. — The more folks hate on LeBron James the better he plays. The more duns say he isn’t clutch the more he knocks down shots to make them look silly for even suggestin’ such a thing. On Saturday night with the 8 seconds left and the ball game knotted up at 103. Ole boy takes the rock coast to coast and hits a sweet kisser off glass to win it with no time left 105-103 over the Toronto Raptors.
In his 15th year in the league LeBron is gettin’ better instead of worse bruh. He just single handedly beat the darn Indiana Pacers in the first round by leadin’ his team in nine statistical categories when the Pacers were clearly the better team. Oh I’m trippin’? He led the Cavs in points, field goals made, 3-pointers made, free throws made, rebounds, assists, blocks, steals and minutes.
He’s completely destroyed Toronto’s hope of winnin’ this series and they’ll be lucky to even win a game now that they’re down 3-0. Of the 129 teams that have ever gone down 3-0 in NBA history not one has come back to win the series. So it’s a matter of formality that the baby dinosaurs are about to go fishin’ before the week is out.
That Philistine is literally draggin’ this team through the playoffs again bruh. Respect the hustle and appreciate watchin’ greatness because players like this don’t come around but once in a lifetime.
He finished with 38 points, 7 assists and 6 rebounds as Kevin Love came through with 21 points and 16 rebounds. Kyle Korver added 18 points just to keep a boy honest.
Let’s keep it real or all the way 100, whichever comes 1st! LeBron has essentially taken two teams to the darn playoffs this season. He kept the initial squad in the top 3 or 4 in the East until they figured out that it wasn’t goin’ to work. They shipped 6 cats out and brought 6 new players in and he’s winnin’ with them. It’s NUTS!!!
Not only that he’s doin’ everything on the floor includin’ hittin’ clutch game winners like it’s nothin’ but he’s leadin’ in darn near everything they keep stats on. Wheredeydodatat? It’s crazy? The Cavs weren’t better than the Pacers and they beat them 4 times on LeBron’s strength. They aren’t better than the Raptors and they’re about to sweep them on guess what playa? That Philistine’s strength.
What he’s doin’ is outright NUTS!!! After the foolishness he pulled in Game 3 this becomes his 11th consecutive playoff game leadin’ his team in both points and assists. Who does that bruh?
All I know is, boyz sound stupid continuin’ to say that he isn’t clutch. Stop tellin’ people that you know nothin’ about the game of basketball by repeatin’ what some hater that isn’t watchin’ the games keeps sayin’. Stop me when I start lyin’!
Playas Thesaurus:
1) Dun: noun – the person in question, dude, guy, etc. It’s whoever I’m talkin’ about and its non-gender specific.
2) Ole boy: noun – the person that I’m currently talkin’ about.
3) Wheredeydodatat?: Hood for “Who does that?”
The G is excluded from the endings of all words because the G is near and dear to my heart because I’m from “The G” which is Gary, Indiana. So I only use the G when I’m talkin’ about “The G!”