With the 3pm Thursday trade deadline sitting in the cut the Lakers have offered everything to the Pelicans for Anthony Davis but the Jerry West NBA Logo bruh. Magic Johnson sweetened the pie on Monday on several phone calls to Dell Demps. Not only did the Lakers offer them Brandon Ingram, Kyle Kozma, Lonzo Ball and two first round draft picks but they told a boy that they would absorb the remaining $12.7 million on Solomon Hill’s contract. Who?
Yeah, I know who Solomon is because he used to play for the Pacers but my point is WHO? Magic is willing to give them darn near everything but LeBron and Demps and Co. are playing hard to get.
Let’s keep it real or all the way 100, whichever comes 1st! What is New Orleans waiting for? I know that cats want to weigh their options but how much better can it get? You’re getting young players in return for Davis and two first round picks that are still potentially in high school right now. So the pantry isn’t bare.
You’ve got to move Davis because the dun has already said he’s not staying. So you can move him now or lose your shirt in the summer of 2020. Yeah, I know that Demps is trying to hold out for this summer to see what else will shake loose but why?
The Lakers are, in my Mystical voice, “Shaking it fast” right now. It’s not going to get any better than that. Ole boy’s not going to Boston because his ole man has already jumped out of the birthday cake butt naked foamin’ at the mouth telling boyz that he didn’t like the way they treated Isaiah Thomas. However, he can’t tell his son where to play. That was some ole slick Chicago play-type player move right there bruh. He said it instead of his son saying it. Peep the game.
Therefore, it wouldn’t make sense for the Celtics to trade anything away to rent him until the summer of 2020. So now what? Stop playing hard to get and go on and give ole boy up so we can change the subject. Stop trippin’ New Orleans. The Lakers have you backed into a corner at this point. Let that man go and give your fan base something to look forward to. Stop me when I start lyin’!
Playas Thesaurus:
1) Dun/Ole Boy: noun – the person in question, dude, guy, etc. It’s whoever I’m talkin’ about and its non-gender specific.