The Jay Graves Report

How the media is underestimatin’ the power of the black pro athlete! “Tip”

Aung San Suu Kyi, the Bermese diplomat, once said, “Sanctions and boycotts would be tied to serious political dialogue.” John Berger, the English art critic, gave it to us like this, “A boycott is directed against a policy and the institutions which support that policy either actively or tacitly. Its aim is not to reject, but to bring about change.” Then Conor Oberst, the famous musician, put it where the goats could get it when she spit, “A boycott is, inherently, a blunt instrument. It is an imperfect weapon, a carpet bomb, when all involved would prefer a surgical strike.”

Well playas…these boyz are goin’ to keep attackin’ Colin Kaepernick and they’re goin’ to get what they don’t want bruh! An all out boycott! And not from the players playa! These fake media-types out here are in the process of creatin’ some foolishness that they can’t imagine happenin’ in pro sports. A complete walk out of the very duns that they are firin’ up! The fans!!!

Let’s keep it real or all the way 100, whichever comes 1st! What these media cats don’t understand is that the brothers standin’ around watchin’ this car accident that play in the NFL and especially those that play in the NBA aren’t goin’ to leave Kaep hangin’! At some point boyz are gonna dive into the pool butt naked and join him.

These media-types think that everybody is worried about losin’ endorsement money. Well pimpin’, not everybody has endorsement money to lose or cares about the endorsements because they’ve got so much GUARANTEED bread on the table. Y’all can try to act like it ain’t what it is if you want to bruh. But let this abuse continue into the NBA season.

This ain’t Ryan Lochte or Gabby Douglas you’re playin’ with or some Olympic athlete that NEEDS endorsements to survive. The NBA pays boyz GUARANTEED BREAD! So what happens if cats all around the league start sittin’ the National Anthem’s out. The so-called overly patriotic fans will get upset and stop goin’ to the games right? The ticket sales with plummet, the concessions and beer sales will die off and the sponsors will bail. If the sponsors bail everybody is in trouble. EVERYBODY will start losin’ money but guess who playa? The $20 million superstar athletes that boyz are boycottin’ in the first place. Why? Because their money is GUARANTEED!!!

The team is still on the hook for whatever bread they promised him whether he sits or stands durin’ the National Anthem. And guess what? Now that EVERYBODY is losin’ money EVERYBODY will be willin’ to sit down and talk about what Kaep was hollerin’ about in the first place. So why not sit down now, address the issue at hand and avoid all of this foolishness! I can’t GUARANTEE YOU THIS PLAYA! Kaep is not goin’ to be ridin’ alone come week 1 of the NFL season and you better hope boyz have backed off of him by the time the NBA tips off! Do I need to remind you that more than 70 percent of the players in the NFL and NBA are black and that most of them feel the same way he does about the issues he’s raised? He isn’t goin’ to ride alone for very much longer bruh. All people just want to be treated fairly. Stop me when I start lyin’!

Playas Thesaurus: 

1) Spit: verb – to say

2) Dun: noun – the person in question, dude, guy, etc. It’s whoever I’m talkin’ about and its non-gender specific.

3) Put it where the goats can get it: verb phrase – to make it as elementary as possible. To put it at ground level so everyone can understand it.