FOOLISHNESS, USA — By now everybody and their baby’s momma has heard about the foolishness that occurred at LeSean “Shady” McCoy’s crib down in the ATL on Tuesday mornin’. If you haven’t heard or seen it his ex-girlfriend Delicia Cordon was badly beaten in his home in Milton, GA. which is a suburb just north of Atlanta.
The word got out about the incident after a woman miamor_i_adore claimin’ to be the best friend of the victim posted this picture to Instagram with this text that BallerAlert, which has 4.6 million followers, picked it up.
“@shadymccoy is THE DEVIL!!! YOU ARE AN ANIMAL!!!!! We didn’t say anything bout how you beat your dog “Henny” into kidney failure. Let’s not talk about all the times my best friend had to stop you VICOUSLY beating your son for small things like peeing in the bed. We kept quiet about your drug usage…all the ILLEGAL steroids and needles you were using, but we will not keep quiet about this!!! I can’t believe you did this to my best friend!!! YOUR KARMA IS GOING TO BE SO REAL!!! The world needs to know what type of animal you really are!!!! This was just her yesterday on the left and now this morning this is her in the right!!! #WomanBeater #AnimalAbuser #ChildAbuser @nfl @tmz_tv @buffalobills”
Then the post was suddenly deleted because the victim’s attorney convinced the young lady that it made sense to do. At that point the internet has gone crazy. Then Shady jumps on IG and refutes the claim that he had anything to do with it by sayin’, “For the record, the totally baseless and offensive claims made against be today on social media are completely false. Further more, I have not had any direct contact with any of the people involved in months.”
Side note: Furthermore is one word but I didn’t write it. Just so you know.
Now let’s keep it real or all the way 100, whichever comes 1st! Let’s swim through all of the surface area foolishness first. When the report said the “Ex-girlfriend” was beaten at his home in Milton by an intruder lookin’ for specific jewelry my antennas went up. Then McCoy jumps on IG talkin’ about he hasn’t had “direct” contact with the people involved in months. Foolishness dove off of the page immediately.
First of all, I was just in Milton, GA. last week for the holiday at a very close family friend’s house. It’s the richest suburb in Atlanta and duns aren’t bum rushin’ cribs out there beatin’ the brakes off of women lookin’ for “specific” pieces of jewelry. As a matter of fact, they aren’t breakin’ into houses in the projects in ANY HOOD, USA lookin’ for specific pieces of jewelry. If boyz are comin’ in they’re lookin’ to hit a lick any kind of way they can.
So we already knew that whoever got at ole girl knew who she was and what she had on even before the police started pullin’ court records that Shady had been tryin’ to evict her from his home and before the lawyers started releasin’ statements.
Accordin’ to a statement by victim’s attorney, the intruder bruised her wrists tryin’ to get a bracelet off as he pistol whipped her. It also says that Shady had previously been askin’ for the woman to give him the jewelry back tellin’ her that she could be robbed because it was so expensive. C’mon bruh. Where is this cat from?
Now all of a sudden some dun gets off in the crib and pistol whips his ex-girl and asked specifically for the jewelry he wants? C’mon bruh! In Milton? That’s got Shady foolishness written all over it. Folks are ridin’ horses up and down the streets in Milton bruh. Their pushin’ the Bentley and the Ferrari to the grocery store in Milton. They’ve got a darn sushi bar in the Kroger. Nobody’s breakin’ into homes lookin’ for jewelry I don’t care how expensive it is. Everybody in town has expensive jewelry, cars and homes.
Sounds fishy to me playa. Shady better lawyer up quick because it won’t take much to figure out where the fool came from that beat this woman up. My hood senses figured it out as soon as they said “Ex-girlfriend” livin’ in his house and he hasn’t had “direct” contact with the people in involved in months. Stop me when I start lyin’!
Playas Thesaurus:
1) Dun: noun – the person in question, dude, guy, etc. It’s whoever I’m talkin’ about and its non-gender specific.
2) Ole boy or girl: noun – the person that I’m currently talkin’ about.
The G is excluded from the endings of all words because the G is near and dear to my heart because I’m from “The G” which is Gary, Indiana. So I only use the G when I’m talkin’ about “The G!”
The caption under the photo isn’t real but its real talk!