The Hoosiers have NO DOG in them and it’s getting worse!! “O Romeo Romeo Wherefore Art Thou Romeo”

Archie Miller talking to his team. Photo: Andy Lyons/Getty Images

BLOOMINGTON — Basketball fans around the state of Indiana are starting to sound a lot like Cubs fans. “Wait until next year! Next year will be our year! It’s gonna happen next year I promise! Okay, they got us this year but next year we’re gonna be really good. Oh, wait until all of our recruits get here. Man we’ve got a great class coming in next year. I’m telling you we’re gonna be good next year just wait. Bruh…did you see who we signed? It’s about to be Chris Brown down in Bloomington. “On and Poppin’! I’m telling you bruh it’s about to take off.” 

It sounds more and more like delusion to me bruh!! On Friday night the Hoosiers showed up at the crib and got torched by Michigan 69-46. Not only did they get the brakes, transmission, doors and wheels beaten off of them they got drug up and down the Assembly Hall floor.

Michigan jumped out of the car on a 17-0 run to start the game!!! Wheredeydodatat? The Hoosiers have loss six straight! Nobody expected them to beat Michigan let’s be clear. However, they’re not even looking like they should even be on the floor with marginal teams. In the past week they got beat by Northwestern and Nebraska and got humiliated up in West Lafayette!!!

And where is Romeo Langford? C’mon bruh!! He’s a freakin’ lottery pick and he disappears in big games. You can’t be the best player on the floor every night and be a disappearing act too. Stop telling me that he’s averaging 17 points per game and when the big dawgs show up he’s on the porch scratching trying to get in the house. He wants no parts of it.

Ole boy scored 4 points up at Purdue last weekend and 9 points against Michigan on Friday night. Stop it!!! I told all of you cats when he was in high school that he had no dog in him but you wouldn’t listen. Now he’s showing you there’s none on a bigger stage. It’s the same IU it’s been for the past 15 years. Soft!! They play with no energy or sense of urgency. NONE!!

They’ve got crazy talent but no DOG!!! At some point they’ve got to get some players down in Bloomington with some dog or it’s going to continue to be an embarrassment. They’re 12-8 right now, on a six game losing streak and surely about to be thrown out of the Top 25 like old Eddie Kane Jr. come next week.

They’ve got Rutgers coming up next Wednesday the 30th and they’re even licking their chops to get at the Hoosiers and they’re 9-9!!! Everybody’s confident showing up to play Archie Miller and Co. at this point. Why? Because they’ve got no dog!!! Stop me when I start lyin’!