The Jay Graves Report

T.Y. Hilton “shows his bare bottom” in Colts win over Texans! “Finally”

T.Y. Hilton gets loose down in Houston as the Colts beat the Texans. Photo: AP/Eric Christian Smith

The Colts finally wake up on a Monday mornin’ with a “W” after losin’ three straight. They were able to take advantage of the fact that rookie sensation DeShaun Watson wasn’t in the lineup for the Texans after tearin’ his ACL last week in practice. Without him Houston was a shell of itself and the Colts were able to go to work on a boy 20-14.

T.Y. Hilton in my momma’s voice, “Showed his bare bottom” finishin’ the day with 5 catches for 175 yards and two touchdowns. The dun averaged 35 yards per catch bruh! That’s NUTS!!!

Let’s keep it real or all the way 100, whichever comes 1st! It was great to him get loose on Sunday after seein’ him struggle the past several weeks. He was even frustrated enough to call his offensive line out for darn near gettin’ Brissett killed a few weeks ago givin’ up 10 sacks and then the followin’ week 4 more.

He was dead wrong for that though. Family business is family business. Keep all of that in the house. However, on Sunday in Houston he went nuts like he typically does against the Texans. Ole boy has put up 1,117 yards and 9 touchdowns in 11 games against these cats. They should schedule them every week.

Jacob Brissett got loose on them too. He finished the day goin’ 20 for 30 for 308 yards and 2 touchdowns with a passer ratin’ of 122.6.

Chuck Pagano avoids his first ever four game losin’ streak as the head coach of the Colts but it’ll take a miracle for him to save his job after this start. Sure, there’s no Andrew Luck but the team has been playin’ terribly all season long and it hasn’t been because of the quarterback play. Jacoby Brissett has actually been pretty good when they can keep him upright.

Well at Colts fans have something positive to talk about this week. Stop me when I start lyin’!

Playas Thesaurus: 

1) Dun: noun – the person in question, dude, guy, etc. It’s whoever I’m talkin’ about and its non-gender specific.

2) To show your bare bottom: verb phrase – old timers sayin’ for showin’ out, doin’ a great job.

The G is excluded from the endings of all words because the G is near and dear to my heart because I’m from “The G” which is Gary, Indiana. So I only use the G when I’m talkin’ about “The G!”

The caption under the photo is real talk today!