OAKLAND, CA. — After the Cavs seemingly blew their wad in Game 1 boyz wanted to see what kind of thirst they would show up with in Game 2. It didn’t take long for Golden State to jump out of the whip shootin’ like some gangstas in the projects as they beat the dog snot out of Cleveland 122-103. Steph Curry put on a darn three-point shootin’ clinic as he dropped 9 three-pointers to break Ray Allen’s record of 8 finishin’ with 33 points, 8 assists and 7 rebounds.
The Cavs showed up to the joint lookin’ like some deer in head lights. It was obvious that they were still reelin’ from the foolishness of Game 1. Golden State’s first 5 buckets were in the paint and they were 7 for 7 by the time Ty Lue decided to call his first timeout.
At the 4:34 mark of the openin’ period the Warriors were still shootin’ 90 percent from the field and 50 percent from behind the arc. However, the Cavs seemed to get their composure back and were shootin’ 47 percent from the field and 50 percent from three and was only down 21-17. It was a miracle that they were only down 4 points.
Unfortunately for the Cavs, they were givin’ up way too many easy baskets. Golden State scored 22 of their first 30 points in the paint knockin’ down wide open lay ups and dunks. However, with all of the great shootin’ by the defendin’ champs the Cavs were only down 32-28 at the end of the first quarter. They were able to withstand the first wave of scorin’ by the Golden State.
Hold up dawg, will somebody please tell me why Jordan Clarkson is even on the team? That dun ain’t worth two dead flies smashed. Okay we can proceed. I just had to get that one off of my chest.
With Golden State gettin’ out of the ride shootin’ the way they were shootin’ it was just a matter of time that they make a sick run. The next thing boyz knew they were up 59-46 at the break.
Surprisingly, the Cavs outscored the best third quarter scorin’ team in the league 34-31 in the third period. However, they were still down 90-80. Ty Lue picked up a technical foul for tellin’ the refs how he really felt on a LeBron muggin’ as he went to the rack.
The Warriors finally put their feet on the gas and ran over the Cavs. Not only did Steph put on a darn clinic shootin’ the three ball but he got crazy help from his homeboyz. KD put up 26 points, 9 rebounds and 7 assists as Klay Thompson drops 20 and ole Shaqtin a Fool star, Javale McGee, dropped off 12. Oh and Shawn Livingston got ‘um for 10 as well.
You’ve got to feel sorry for that Philistine right about now bruh because the dun is doin’ everything he can possibly do and he’s still on the losin’ end. Ole boy finished the night with 29 points, 13 assists and 9 rebounds but it wasn’t enough. He even got some help from Kevin Love droppin’ off 22, George Hill put up 15 and ole Tristan Thompson had 11 in the kitty.
Unfortunately, duns like Kyle Korver, JR Smith, Jeff Green and Jordan Clarkson have been absolutely worthless. Though two games in these Finals Korver is 1-6, JR is 4-19, Jeff Green is 5-16 and Clarkson is 3-13 from the field. WORTHLESS bruh!!!
I know Lebron’s gotta be feelin’ like Chris Tucker in Rush Hour when he was gettin’ kicked from all angles. Foolishness!! There’s nothin’ you can do with a team full of shooters that can spread the floor and everybody can create their own shot.
Bein’ down 18 points Ty Lue pulled off his t-shirt, tied it to a stick and waved it as he cleared the bench at the 4:00 mark as he sat his boyz down. They’ll try to regroup for Game 3 on Wednesday. Stop me when I start lyin’!
Playas Thesaurus:
1) Dun: noun – the person in question, dude, guy, etc. It’s whoever I’m talkin’ about and its non-gender specific.
2) Whip: noun – luxury vehicle
3) Ole boy: noun – the person that I’m currently talkin’ about.
The G is excluded from the endings of all words because the G is near and dear to my heart because I’m from “The G” which is Gary, Indiana. So I only use the G when I’m talkin’ about “The G!”
The caption under the photo isn’t real but its real talk!