I can’t believe that it’s the middle of the week and we’re still talking about this foolishness with Rajon Rondo and CP3 but we are. On Tuesday Rondo was trying to deny that he spit on ole boy like we all haven’t seen the tape. He hollers at ESPN and tries to make it sound like it was something that it wasn’t and the reason he got jammed up with a longer suspension was because Chris Paul has boys thinking that he’s this nice guy. He said that the league essentially catered to CP3’s good guy image when handing out the suspensions. WHAT!!!?
He said that Chris Paul is a “horrible teammate.” Okay playa let’s say that he’s a demon as a teammate, a monster as a teammate. That’s doesn’t give you permission to spit on another human being. He’s not even your teammate so why do you even care what kind of teammate he is? That’s makes absolutely no sense.
Then he says, “This is the only time I’m going to address this. I had a mouthpiece in my mouth and I [was] exasperated because I was about to tell him to ‘get the [expletive] out of here.’
He goes on to say, “Look at my body language [in the video]. My hands on my hips. I turn away for a second. Look at Eric [Gordon] and Melo in the video. If they saw me spit, they would have turned their face up or something. They had no reaction.” What!!!!?
Let’s keep it real or all the way 100, whichever comes 1st! Rondo got suspended for three games because he spit on a man. Period, point blank!! It doesn’t matter what CP3’s image was or what you thought of him or his baby’s momma, grandma or Uncle Willie. You spit on the man bruh!!! That’s a violation on all levels and is punishable by gettin’ yo butt whooped on Big Momma’s porch with her watching this foolishness go down.
I know Chris Paul is still fired up that LeBron pulled him out of the fray because he wanted to get his, in my fourth grade voice, “lick back!!!” Yeah, I know that he got off a couple of blows but they weren’t solid because boys were grabbing at him and pulling him away. I know Paul wants to drive up to that dun’s front door like we used to do in the hood and knock on his door and say, “Excuse me Mrs. Rondo, can you tell Rajon to come outside so I can get my lick back? I ain’t leaving until he comes out.” And then CP3 will just sit on his bike and wait all day. That’s real talk!!!
This cat is trying to say that because Eric Gordon and Melo didn’t react that it didn’t happen. They weren’t expecting for a boy to try to sly-spit a boy. So they didn’t see it coming and Rondo took the punk way out by trying to sly-spit in the first place. For y’all that don’t know, to sly-spit is to spit on a boy real smooth-like so it looks like it was an accident. Then you can talk your way out of it.
I can’t wait until January 19th because the Lakers visit the Rockets and I wouldn’t be surprised if CP3 just straight fired on Rondo during shoot around and goes back to the hotel to watch the game. Stop me when I start lyin’!
Playas Thesaurus:
1) Dun: noun – the person in question, dude, guy, etc. It’s whoever I’m talkin’ about and its non-gender specific.