The Jay Graves Report

Purdue and Butler shows IU how it’s done: Advances to Sweet Sixteen! “Rollin'”

"Oh...this is how we do it up this way playa!"

I don’t want to hear another sound out of the diehard Indiana Hoosiers fans about how they do it at IU. They keep talkin’ about how IU doesn’t want this or doesn’t want that or how it’s a better job than anywhere else etc.. Duns have lost their freakin’ minds around here thinkin’ that it’s better than what it is.

Did any of you cats even turn the television on Saturday? Did you see Butler and Purdue advance to the Sweet Sixteen? Well playboy…that’s how it’s done!! Don’t tell me anything about IU! The Hoosiers’  program is trash right now and I graduated from the joint!!

Let’s keep it real or all the way 100, whichever comes 1st! You CAN NOT talk about havin’ the blueprint when you’re at the crib watchin’ the NCAA Tournament with everybody else. And please stop tellin’ folks, Indy Star, that the IU job is better than the Arizona job or any other job in America. Last I checked Arizona was in the NCAA Tournament headed to the Sweet Sixteen too and I’ve got them picked to make it to the Final Four.

“Ah…we’re gettin’ on that bus too bruh! Don’t even trip!”

I’ve got Indiana picked to continue to fail in the regular season and get another poor human being fired in 3 or 4 years because the powers that be don’t understand that in order to compete with the big dawgs you’ve got to do what the big dawgs do.

So listen up delusional Indiana fans! Enjoy watchin’ Purdue and Butler represent the state of Indiana because they’re showin’ you how it’s done. Stop me when I start lyin’!


Playas Thesaurus: 

1) Dun: noun – the person in question, dude, guy, etc. It’s whoever I’m talkin’ about and its non-gender specific.

The caption under the photo isn’t real but its real talk!