The Western Conference took the night off on Friday. Well…two of the duns did anyway. Golden State decided to spot a boy a victory and pick it back up later and Utah just got the usual beaten after sneakin’ a win to tie up the series on Wednesday. The Rockets were upset that they caught a boy sleepin’ and ran out of the crib with somethin’ that didn’t belong to them.
First the Warriors ran down to New Orleans and got torn out of the frame 119-100 by the Pelicans. Then the Rockets showed up in Utah lookin’ for their sneakers and jewelry that the Jazz snuck outta the joint with in Game 2. They were not playin’ with these boyz as they throttled them 113-92.
In Game 1 of Friday night’s foolishness the Pelicans got in the win column by jumpin’ all over Golden State as soon as they got out of the ride in front of Big Momma’s house. Anthony Davis showed, like my momma used to say, “His bare bottom” on a boy finishin’ with 33 points and 18 rebounds. Jru Holiday was a two-way monster droppin’ 21 points, 7 rebounds and 5 assists as he played hella defense all night.
Not only was Rajon Rondo whoofin’ with Draymond all evenin’ but he was droppin’ dimes like CNN on election night finishin’ with an NBA record 21 assists and the dun still grabbed 10 rebounds. It’s was NUTS!!!! Ian Clark even climbed out of the bushes and dropped off 16 points. Talk about havin’ it goin’? Bruh!!!
Let’s keep it real or all the way 100, whichever comes 1st! Golden State is not trippin’ that these cats won Game 3 at all. They’ll regroup and get back at them on Sunday then they’ll head back to the Bay and finish them off on Sunday. Easy work playa.
Game 2 wasn’t as surprisin’ as Houston rolled up on Utah and got their lick back. The Jazz knotted the series up at 1-1 before goin’ back to the crib. So the Rockets needed to remind then of who they were. Both James Harden and Eric Gordon dropped off 25 points apiece on their way to Big Momma’s house to lead the Rockets. The Beard threw 12 dimes in the process too. Chris Paul did work finishin’ with 15 points, 7 rebounds and 6 assists as both Clint Capella and Trevor Ariza donated 11 points each to the cause.
Look playas, we all know that both Golden State and Houston will end up in the Western Conference Finals. So let’s get this foolishness over with. We all want to see both of these teams healthy and well rested so they can put on a darn show. So let’s get both series over in five so Big Momma can take a nap and Uncle LeRoy can stop 10 times to use the toilet because once it gets started we don’t want any interruptions. Stop me when I start lyin’!
Playas Thesaurus:
1) Dun: noun – the person in question, dude, guy, etc. It’s whoever I’m talkin’ about and its non-gender specific.
2) Comin’ out of the bushes: verb phrase – to come off of the bench.
The G is excluded from the endings of all words because the G is near and dear to my heart because I’m from “The G” which is Gary, Indiana. So I only use the G when I’m talkin’ about “The G!”