DELUSIONALVILLE, USA — On Sunday mornin’ as soon as free agency opened the books at midnight Paul George jumped out of the birthday cake butt naked foamin’ at the mouth talkin’ about “If y’all don’t quite get it! Let me say it again: I’m here to stay” as he told the fans in OKC that he was stayin’ put.
Ay bruh, do yo thang!! If playin’ in OKC is what you wanted to eventually do, then by all means do it. Just don’t come back two days later and give boyz a lame excuse as to why you didn’t even sit down with Magic and Co. to discuss the possibility of signin’ with them.
Here’s what this dun said on Wednesday like it really made a difference as to why he stayed in OKC. “I 100 percent appreciate Laker Nation for wanting me to come back home, wanting me to play in front of them. I wanted to come here a year ago prior to going to OKC. I unfortunately wasn’t traded to the Lakers. The Lakers didn’t grab me. I was traded to Oklahoma, and that has been a beautiful thing for me.” WHAT!!!?
Let’s keep it real or all the way 100, whichever comes 1st! This is the type of foolishness that comes out of PG’s mouth. They didn’t grab him because it made absolutely no sense to trade for him if he was comin’ to LA this summer anyway. He’d been runnin’ around Indiana tellin’ boyz that he wanted to play in LA an entire year before he became a free agent.
So why would Magic trade pieces away just to get him a year earlier if he was supposedly comin’ anyway. Is this cat smokin’ or what? Did he really think that he was worth them givin’ up the No.2 pick, which eventually became Lonzo Ball, and other pieces like Julius Randle at the time? C’mon bruh!!! You weren’t that valuable to Indiana shootin’ 0-16 in game winners with the Pacers.
This dude is delusional and he knows it himself. The fact that he’s even makin’ that type of statement tells me that he’s regrettin’ not goin’ to LA this week. That sounds like a boy that’s got buyer’s remorse 48 hours later and he’s lost the receipt. Naw playa, he wants to return the shoes but he wore them out to the club last night and some dun stepped on them already.
He saw LeBron pull up, cats went crazy and now he wants to be relevant. Too late playa, you jumped on the bus and it’s got a flat already.
C’mon my man, you grew up in the LA and you know what time it is. The Lakers are freakin’ America’s squad and they’ll be the home team in just about every arena they show up in this year. PG missed the boat and now he’s comin’ up with all kinds of foolishness to justify why he made the dumbest move of his career. Stop me when I start lyin’!
Playas Thesaurus:
1) Dun: noun – the person in question, dude, guy, etc. It’s whoever I’m talkin’ about and its non-gender specific.
2) Ole boy: noun – the person that I’m currently talkin’ about.
The G is excluded from the endings of all words because the G is near and dear to my heart because I’m from “The G” which is Gary, Indiana. So I only use the G when I’m talkin’ about “The G!”
The caption under the photo isn’t real but its real talk!