Like I’ve been sayin’ for years bruh, unless you’ve got 5 smooth stones and a sling shot there’s nothin’ you can do with that Philistine from Cleveland, especially in the playoffs. Absolutely nothin’!!! LeBron jumped out of the whip on Wednesday night at the Q and went to work on the Pacers scorin’ 44 points, grabbin’ 10 rebounds and throwin’ 8 dimes to lead the Cavs over the Pacers 98-95.
Well playas…you can pretty much call that the series! The Cavs go up 3-2 headed back to Indy on Friday with all of the momentum in the ride with the music blastin’. It’s almost unfair that ole boy can get any shot he wants whenever he wants it. He’s shootin’ threes, takin’ boyz to the rack, spottin’ up on cats and dunkin’ like crazy.
When asked if there’s anything you can do to keep LeBron in check Nate McMillan had this to say durin’ the post game press-conference, “You can run double teams to try to get the ball out of his hands but he’s an excellent passer. He’s a willin’ passer. With shooters on the floor he basically picks you apart when you play that type of defense. The thing you have to do is to try to keep him in front of you and make him make shots.”
Well playboy, they kept him in front of them and he picked them apart all the way down to the buzzer with the three to win it.
Not only did he peal them off for 44 but he had a few soldiers in the ride with him in Game 5. Kyle Korver dropped off 16 points and Kevin Love came through with a solid 11 points and 10 rebounds on his way to big momma’s house. They got no help out of the bushes with just 14 points but when a boy can put up 44 you don’t need the bushes to shake.
Let’s keep it real or all the way 100, whichever comes 1st. The Pacers actually played like some G’s in the first half goin’ up 56-49 at the break. However, Uncle LeRoy must have been lookin’ for some heart in the Cavs locker room at half time as he got into a few boy’z faces. Whatever he said to them must have worked because they came out and jumped all over Indiana in the third quarter outscorin’ them 32-17.
Don’t get it twisted, the Pacers never folded but they got very little from their Superstar. Legacies are built in the playoffs and Victor Oladipo couldn’t hit an elephant in the butt with a base fiddle and that’s the edited version. Ole boy finished the night with only 12 points shootin’ 2-15 from the field and 1-7 from behind the arc.
The Cavs have done and excellent job of trappin’ and double teamin’ him the last 3 ball games where they’ve held him to 18, 17 and 12 points respectively. If you’re main man can’t get buckets you can’t win without somebody else steppin’ up big time. Bogdanovic came through with 30 points in Game 3 but that’s not happenin’ on a regular basis.
Now it’s a 3-2 series with the Cavs in control comin’ back to Indy on Friday. Put ya seat belts on because it’s gonna be crazy at Bankers Life Fieldhouse on Friday. Stop me when I start lyin’!
Playas Thesaurus:
1) Dun: noun – the person in question, dude, guy, etc. It’s whoever I’m talkin’ about and its non-gender specific.
2) Put it where the goats can get it: verb phrase – to make it as elementary as possible. To put it at ground level so everyone can understand it.
3) Ole boy: noun – the person that I’m currently talkin’ about.
The G is excluded from the endings of all words because the G is near and dear to my heart because I’m from “The G” which is Gary, Indiana. So I only use the G when I’m talkin’ about “The G!”