INDIANAPOLIS,IN — It was win or go home for the Indiana Pacers down 3-2 goin’ into Game 6 at Bankers Life Fieldhouse. Big Momma was in the buildin’ in her brand new patent leather shoes and knee highs. She was not tryin’ to go home without a “W.” Well playas…the Pacers came through for her. They beat the brakes off of the Cleveland Cavaliers 121-87 to live to see another day. Game 7 in Cleveland on Sunday.
Both teams pulled up with different agendas! The Cavs wanted to finish these boyz off so they could rest and the Pacers were lookin’ for a Game 7. The Cavs juimp out of the ride throwin’ hay makers goin’ up 8-2. The Pacers took them like some real G’s and knot it up at 8 by the first time out. Then all of a sudden Victor Oladipo puts on the clown suit complete with the water spittin’ flower and goes nuts scorin’ 15 points and gettin’ 4 steals in the first quarter alone.
At one point ole boy puts a monster yoke down and then that Philistine comes right back down the floor and darn near brings the stanchion down. Just to let a boy know. At the end of the first period the Pacers were up 29-26.
Indiana comes out in the second period doin’ work with Lance “The Don Dada” givin’ the crowd some made for TV entertainment knockin’ down threes with a lil’ wiggle for Big Momma and her patent leather shoes! I love watchin’ that kid play!! Again, Oladipo is still clownin’.
Hold on a second dawg, will somebody please tell me why Jose Calderon is wearin’ a darn wide receiver’s number 81? That dun checked in and it threw me off. I’d never paid attention to that foolishness before. Okay let’s get back to the recap.
Boyz were goin’ at it so tough that LeBron takes an incidental blow to the face and gets a bad cut over his eye that draws blood. Problem? No problem! They patch the dun up and he gets right back into the game. At the break the Pacers were up 57-47 and Victor Oladipo led all scorers with 18. Indiana only had 5 turnovers by halftime.
Third Quarter: Pacers come out of the locker room after the break and go on a 5-0 run. Cavs call a time out to regroup! Cavs don’t score a point for two and a half minutes to start the third quarter.
Pacers go up 20 points 71-51 on a Myles Turner three with 6:50 in the third and the place goes NUTS!! I needed some ear plugs. Pacers are not playin’ with these boyz.
Did I tell you that Oladipo was actin’ a complete fool on these boyz? By the end of the third quarter he had 28 points, 12 rebounds and 8 assists as Indiana explodes for a 35 point third quarter outscorin’ the Cavs by 15 points. At the end of three it was 92-67.
By the fourth quarter the Pacers freakin’ unconscious! They were literally throwin’ shots up with their eyes closed and they were goin’ in. It was ridiculous!! The Cavs waved the white flag as they sat the Philistine down with 9 minutes to go. It was useless to keep him out there. Indiana was literally runnin’ up and down the floor on their heads shootin’ with their feet. The largest point differential for a Pacers team beatin’ a LeBron James led team.
Up next Game 7 in Cleveland on Sunday!!! Stop me when I start lyin’!
Playas Thesaurus:
1) Dun: noun – the person in question, dude, guy, etc. It’s whoever I’m talkin’ about and its non-gender specific.
2) Put it where the goats can get it: verb phrase – to make it as elementary as possible. To put it at ground level so everyone can understand it.
3) Ole boy: noun – the person that I’m currently talkin’ about.
The G is excluded from the endings of all words because the G is near and dear to my heart because I’m from “The G” which is Gary, Indiana. So I only use the G when I’m talkin’ about “The G!”
The caption under the photo isn’t real but its real talk!
The Cavs are getting too much respect. Stand up Indiana and walk over them.