The term “Opposites Attract” is used to explain the phenomenon of dissimilar people taking a strong interest in each other. Differences and opposites tend to pull, attract and draw together. Well playas…opposites will definitely meet or draw together on Friday night. Two of the best teams in the state run up on each other on the FAR EAST SIDE as No.4 Carmel travels to No.1 Warren Central for a Battle Royale for the Ages with the M.I.C. Championship on the line.
I’m billing it as “The BEAST vs. DubZilla” and it doesn’t get any better than that. Carmel is givin’ up ABSOLUTELY nothin’ and Warren Central is puttin’ up everything you can imagine on EVERYBODY!!!
Carmel is kickin’ in the front door like the Feds with a defense that’s only giving up 14 points per game. When I tell you that it’s the real deal, trust me on that playa!!! There isn’t just one hat to the ball, there are 8 and 9 hats to the ball on EVERY play!! They’ve held 4 of their 7 opponents to single digits. Pike managed to score 13, Louisville Trinity in Week 1 caught them slippin’ and managed 21. The only team to put up crazy points on them was North Central with 40 because they took them to 3 overtimes. It was 24 apiece at the end of regulation. Oh…it’s tuff sledding with these cats.
However, on the other side of the ball on Friday night you’ve got a three headed monster known in these football streets as “DubZilla” that’s averaging 54 points per game!! Now that’s a problem gettin’ out of the ride bruh. They’re literally NOT showin’ ANYBODY any grace and mercy. The least amount of points they’ve put up this year was 27 in Week 1 against Center Grove. After that they’ve gone absolutely NUTS destroying everything in their path not scoring less than 42 and as much as 72 every week. That’s NUTS!!!
DubZilla is eating everywhere it goes and there’s no stopping it. Quarterback “Jayden George the Incredible” leads the offense with 1,722 yards and 26 touchdowns. Romeir Elliott better known in these football streets as “Secretariat From THE FAR EAST SIDE” is running wild on boyz as he’s put up 1,321 yards and 19 TD’s. Last but never least is “The Incomparable David Bell” who is the most complete football player walking and breathing right now at wide receiver. Will somebody please explain to me how he’s not a Five-Star recruit? Really bruh? He’s posted 994 receiving yards and 14 TD’s. These numbers are just through 7 games!!! Wheredeydodatat?
So it’s The Defense vs. DubZilla!! Something’s gotta give and I’m not going to miss it. Everybody and their baby’s momma’s momma, Ms. Jackson is goin’ to be on THE FAR EAST SIDE on Friday night for this INSTANT CLASSIC!!! Why not you? Stay tuned for “The HILARIOUS MIC Football Weekly Preview: Week 8!” on Wednesday to get my prediction and oh yeah…stop me when I start lyin’!
Playas Thesaurus:
1) Wheredeydodatat: Hood for Who does that?
2) Ms. Jackson: noun – song by legendary rap group OutKast