For some strange reason boyz keep messin’ with Derrick Rose. The Minnesota Timberwolves announced on Thursday that they’ve signed ole boy for the rest of the season. So now it’s the Chicago Bulls West because they’ve got Coach Thibs, Jimmy Buckets and Taj Gibson all back together again.
Rose is tryin’ to figure out a whole new team of guys AGAIN this year. Keep in mind that he was with the Knicks last season and the foolishness that came with him showed up in Cleveland this year.
Remember when the dun went AWOL before New York played the New Orleans Pelicans? He didn’t show up for the game and NOBODY had heard from him. He missed the game (his job) without hollerin’ at ANYONE!! That’s called no call no show playa.
Then later that night they find out that he was back in Chicago takin’ care of a family emergency accordin’ to him. He comes back the next mornin’ and is at practice with the team. They fine him and he meets with the press and has this to say, “That was a family issue. For one, it had nothing to do with the team or basketball. But um…that was the first time I had ever felt like that emotionally and I had to be with my family.”
Then he dips on the Cavs this year for like two weeks contemplatin’ retirement. So they eventually trade him at the deadline to Utah and they don’t even wanna fool with him so they waive him ASAP.
Let’s keep it real or all the way 100, whichever comes 1st! Why would Minnesota bring him in knowin’ that he really doesn’t want to play basketball. Unfortunately, he’s damaged goods at this point. Either he’s all in or out. There’s no in between and with Minnesota fightin’ for a playoff spot he could kill team chemistry if he’s not all in. Who wants to play with a guy that isn’t dialed all the way in?
They’re sittin’ at the sixth spot in the West tryin’ to stay in the playoff picture and bringin’ in a cat that’s not dedicated to the cause could be problematic. Team chemistry and havin’ ALL hands on deck is critical this time of year.
Let me put it where the goats can get it. Derrick Rose doesn’t want to play basketball anymore. He’s lookin’ for a check to keep the Adidas money flowin’. If he’s not on a roster he doesn’t get the remainder of the bread on that contract. I see him as I’m coverin’ the league and he’s a shell of himself. Look into his eyes and he looks like a man that has given up. I’m just sayin’ and now you stop me when I start lyin’!
Playas Thesaurus:
1) Dun: noun – the person in question, dude, guy, etc. It’s whoever I’m talkin’ about and its non-gender specific.
2) Ole boy: noun – the person that I’m currently talkin’ about.
3) Dip: verb – to leave
The G is excluded from the endings of all words because the G is near and dear to my heart because I’m from “The G” which is Gary, Indiana. So I only use the G when I’m talkin’ about “The G!”
The caption under the photo isn’t real but its real talk!