On Thursday mornin’ everybody and their baby’s momma were tryin’ to find a way to get to a sports bart to watch the OFFICIAL openin’ round of the NCAA Tournament. Yeah, I know that they started this foolishness with the Tuesday and Wednesday play-in games but the brackets weren’t officially due until Thursday at noon!!!
So it was off to the races at lunch time. As we rolled through the afternoon and evenin’ all boyz were lookin’ for was the major upset to throw everybody’s brackets into the toilet early.
No.7 Rhode Island knocked off No.10 Oklahoma but nobody thought that the Sooners were worth two dead flies smashed goin’ into the tournament. They couldn’t win a spittin’ contest with with tongueless frog. So only the sound of Rhode Island beatin’ Oklahoma initially threw boyz off until they looked at the seedin’.
Then we heard that No.11 Loyola Chicago peeled No.6 Miami’s skull back and that got everybody’s juices flowin’. However, that wasn’t good enough to shake up Big Momma’s soup.
The more games passed the more intriguin’ the foolishness got. Somebody big has got to go down playa. Then No.13 Buffalo rolled into Boise, Idaho in a big body Chevy bumpin’ that DJ Khaled joint “All I Do Is Win!” and took No.4 Arizona’s sneakers, jewelry and lunch money beatin’ the brakes off of them 89-68.
Now we all can say that the NCAA Tournament has OFFICIALLY kicked in the front door. It’s not a tourney until somebody wets the bed playboy and Arizona soiled the freakin’ mattress so bad that Big Momma can’t even turn it over. She’s got to put it out on the curb this mornin’.
Arizona would have been better off not even bein’ eligible for the NCAA Tournament than showin’ up and gettin’ drug by Buffalo. When Sean Miller got caught up in the FBI investigation they should have just shut the season down then. Why go all the way to Boise to get embarrassed on national television only to get sent right back to the crib away? It makes no sense but it was sure fun to watch.
Message to everybody playin’ today. Keep ya head on a swivel because somebody else big will be sittin’ on the porch with Arizona before 10pm Friday night. Stop me when I start lyin’!
Playas Thesaurus:
1) Big Body Chevy: noun – 1895-’91 model of the Chevy Impala
The G is excluded from the endings of all words because the G is near and dear to my heart because I’m from “The G” which is Gary, Indiana. So I only use the G when I’m talkin’ about “The G!”
The caption under the photo isn’t real but its real talk!