Kyler Murray wins the Heisman and now he can ride off into the sunset! “Baseball Anyone?”

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NEW YORK — When the smoke cleared on Saturday night Oklahoma’s Kyler Murray was holding the Heisman Trophy! Like he should have been. Ole boy threw for more than 4,000 yards and 40 touchdowns literally carrying the Sooner defense on his back into the College Football Playoff.

The Sooner defense hasn’t been able to hold water or a fart in church giving up 40 plus points in 5 of their 13 ball games this year and they finished 12-1 with a Big 12 championship. Why? Because of Murray. He’s been Superman for them all season. If the award is to be given to the most outstanding playier in the country then it got to the right person.

With Murray winning the Heisman it becomes the seventh for the University of Oklahoma tying both Notre Dame and Ohio State for the most trophies won in college football history. It’s officially the first time since the 1945-46 season that a Heisman has been won by two different players from the same school.

Well…that’s if you believe the lie that Reggie Bush didn’t win it in 2005 after Matt Leinart won it in 2004. They vacated his win because of NCAA violations. That’s always the dumbest thing in the world because we all saw the dun win it when he shouldn’t have won it in the first place. Everybody and their baby’s momma knows that Vince Young should have won it and he proved it in the Rose Bowl when he destroyed USC for the national championship.

Back to the homie Kyler Murray. He’s already been drafted in the first round to play Major League Baseball and now he’s won the Heisman. Where’s Lil’ Duval? Because this kid is living his best life!!! Can you imagine being at the top of two sports as a college athlete? That’s amazing but you already know what makes sense for him to do. Play baseball bruh!!

He can play that for 20 years and keep his body relatively healthy. It’s a no brainer. Well he’s got some unfinished business to handle before he dips from the sport. He’s got a national championship to try to win. Congrats Kyler Murray and we’ll see you in the College Football Playoff. Stop me when I start lyin’!