Big Momma used to always say, “Don’t get to big for your own drawers baby because there’s always somebody out there that can take them off of you.” Is it me or has Kevin Durant gotten too big for his drawers? The dun pulled the biggest sucker move in NBA history last year by joinin’ the team that he had on the ropes the year before down 3-1 only to choke it away. Golden State won a record 73 games without him then he jumps in the ride with them the followin’ year, wins a championship and now he’s the biggest jerk in the NBA! Wheredeydodatat?
On Thursday night the dun gets ejected durin’ his first game back after a 6 game hiatus due to a rib injury in the first freakin’ half of a 116-107 loss to Milwaukee. With 2.4 second left in the second quarter he gets up hollerin’ and cursin’ at the refs like he’s crazy. Ole boy hits him with the technical foul and he turns it up a notch and gets a second tech to qualify for the automatic ejection and early visit to the showers.
Let’s keep it real or all the way 100, whichever comes 1st! KD has let this championship with Golden State completely go to his head bruh. He wasn’t that dude before this year. He’s been in the league since 2007 and been for the most part, a model citizen. Then all of a sudden he wins a title on a team that was ALREADY the best freakin team in the league and he’s lost his freakin’ mind.
Remember at the beginnin’ of the season when he got ejected for showin’ his ring finger to a darn fan? Remember that foolishness? I mean he shouldn’t have gotten ejected because the ref mistook him showin’ his ring finger for his middle finger but still it was a complete jerk move. Why are you showin’ off your ring finger to a darn fan when I could have won that same championship with Golden State bruh?
Now he’s completely out of control. Do you realize that he’s picked up 14 technical fouls and five ejections this year? Let’s put it in perspective. Those five ejections are tied for the most by any player in the past 15 seasons (Larry Sanders in 2012-13). Rasheed Wallace is the only cat with more ejections than Durant in the past 25 seasons. Are you kiddin’ me? He goes from bein’ a regular cat to all of a sudden bein’ Rasheed Wallace up in this piece? C’mon playa! This is crazy!
It’s not like ole boy took OKC to the ship or went to Milwaukee and won a title. He jumped in the ride with a bunch of cats that were already goin’ to win the darn title. Really bruh and now you wanna walk around like Debo pullin’ chains off of boyz and cursin’ folks out? Really KD? Really?
That arrogance is goin’ to hurt Golden State down the stretch this year because they’re already dealin’ with boyz bein’ snake bitten goin’ into the playoffs. They don’t need for him to be ejected because he wants to be Joe Tuff. Now boyz are goin’ to come after him just like they did with Draymond a couple of years ago. Get into ole boy’z head and let him cut his own playin’ time. Stop me when I start lyin’!
Playas Thesaurus:
1) Wheredeydodatat: Hood for “Who does that?”
2) Dun: noun – the person in question, dude, guy, etc. It’s whoever I’m talkin’ about and its non-gender specific.
3) Ole boy: noun – the person that I’m currently talkin’ about.
The G is excluded from the endings of all words because the G is near and dear to my heart because I’m from “The G” which is Gary, Indiana. So I only use the G when I’m talkin’ about “The G!”
The caption under the photo is real talk today! Well..not the big bad KD part but you get what I’m sayin’ though.