On Thursday former NFL tight end Kellen Winslow Jr. was arrested by the San Diego County Sheriff’s Department. He was charged with nine criminal charges that include two counts of forcible rape, one count of forcible sodomy, one count of forcible oral copulation, one count of kidnapping with the intent to commit rape, residential burglary and indecent exposure. What!!!!?
Ole boy was arrested at his home in Encinitas a suburb of San Diego, posted a $50,000 bond and released. Now just last week the dun was arrested on a felony first-degree burglary charge and now this? All of those charges in less than a week and they let a boy go on a $50,000 bond? Wheredeydodatat? I know cats that J-walked and spit on the ground that were hit for that much.
Let’s keep it real or all the way 100, whichever comes 1st! I know that he’s famous and that his dad has earned a lot of equity in the community but that’s a boat load of felony charges to let a boy walk around on a $50,000 bond. I wasn’t there bruh, so I don’t know anything. What I do know is that if a dun is charged with runnin’ through the city pullin’ the stunts he’s been accused of and facin’ life in prison they aren’t just lettin’ them go in a pocket change bond. That makes no sense.
Whatever it is, it’s a darn shame that he’s grown up with every opportunity in the world and he’s sittin’ at this crossroad. He grew with the privilege of bein’ the son of an NFL Hall of Famer, had the talent to play in the NFL himself for 10 seasons and now he’s sittin’ up here lookin’ like Willie Lump Lump facin’ felony charges that could send him to jail for the rest of his life. That makes absolutely no sense.
When foolishness like this occurs I always remember what Big Momma used to say, “Everybody ain’t lyin’ on you baby. You did something. Everybody didn’t just walk into the room and point at you out of the blue. You did something and we’re gonna get to the bottom of it.”
When incidents like this happen I always think about what my mother used to say. She would say, “Your kids will make you close your mouth. Don’t ever say what yo kids won’t do because you never know.”
Winslow is scheduled to be arraigned on Friday. Stop me when I start lyin’!
Playas Thesaurus:
1) Dun: noun – the person in question, dude, guy, etc. It’s whoever I’m talkin’ about and its non-gender specific.
2) Ole boy: noun – the person that I’m currently talkin’ about.
The G is excluded from the endings of all words because the G is near and dear to my heart because I’m from “The G” which is Gary, Indiana. So I only use the G when I’m talkin’ about “The G!”
The caption under the photo isn’t real but its real talk!