After coverin’ pro sports for the past seven years there’s definitely one thing that I can say that I’ve learned. The life of a professional athlete is NUTS!!!!! If you’re blessed with the DNA to make it to that level it’s an unbelievable world to live in even it’s for only a short period of time. NUTS!!! Do you hear me?
The fame, the fortune, the women, the access to any and everything you can imagine is ridiculous. I guess only the strong can survive because a boy with a weak mind will get caught up quick and spit out.
It’s Super Bowl weekend and the first thing I thought knowin’ these cats tendencies is that everybody and their baby’s momma will be in Minneapolis on Sunday includin’ the Philadelphia 76ers after their back to back on Saturday against the Pacers.
I just saw where boyz a reportin’ that Joel Embid and some of his teammates are jettin’ out after the Pacers game on Saturday to the Super Bowl to get it in. Now check this out, they beat the brakes off of Miami on Friday night. Well…they actually only won by 6 but they were up like darn near 30 in the fourth quarter, completely called the dogs off and sat boyz because they’ve got to play tonight in Indy.
The duns that are paid to keep the water out of the boat barely kept it out and cats like Ben Simmons had to come back into the game to keep it from capsizin’. So we already know that the Pacers are goin’ to beat the brakes off of Philly tonight because they’re already mentally in Minneapolis.
The NBA started the season two weeks early to cut down on number of back to backs teams have to play because the product on the floor the second night is trash. So now every team plays an average of 14 back to backs instead of 16. Statistics show that the team playin’ on the second night of the back to back gets blasted more often than not.
Now add that to the fact that Philly is in the Super Bowl on Sunday? The 76ers might be a complete disaster in Indianapolis tonight. DISASTER!!!
Boyz will be settin’ up all kinds of foolishness after the game already. They’ve got the private jet on deck from Indy to Minneapolis right after the game and limo straight to the club where bottle service is waitin’ in the VIP. NUTS!!!!
A young cat with that type of bread is what my lil’ homies Kris Kross said on their third album, “I’m Young, Rich and Dangerous!” Stop me when I start lyin’!
Playas Thesaurus:
1) Spit: verb – to say
2) Dun: noun – the person in question, dude, guy, etc. It’s whoever I’m talkin’ about and its non-gender specific.
3) Put it where the goats can get it: verb phrase – to make it as elementary as possible. To put it at ground level so everyone can understand it.
4) Ole boy: noun – the person that I’m currently talkin’ about.
The G is excluded from the endings of all words because the G is near and dear to my heart because I’m from “The G” which is Gary, Indiana. So I only use the G when I’m talkin’ about “The G!”
The caption under the photo isn’t real but its real talk!