The Jay Graves Report

It’s way more to it than Hugh Freeze callin’ an escort service playa! “Waaaaaait For It!”

"You say what? You wanna check my cell phone?" Photo: (Getty Images)

Out of all of the foolishness comin’ out of Ole Miss surroundin’ their football program over the past couple of years. Nothin’ has been able to knock Hugh Freeze off of his perch as the head man down there. Not the NCAA investigation into payin’ boyz. Not the most recent charges of lack of institutional control. Not the 15 level 1 violations from the NCAA or the self-imposed post-season ban for 2017. Not even the fact that the university self-imposed 11 scholarships cuts to try to keep the NCAA from doin’ even more damage.

We’ve seen duns fallin’ out of hotel windows high as a kite! We’ve seen cats just before the draft smokin’ dope through gas masks only to tell the world on draft day that they were gettin’ money down in Oxford. Even with all of that foolishness! Hugh Freeze was able to keep his job.

Then all of a sudden a boy finds out that he’s callin’ an escort service and that gets him canned? C’mon bruh!!!

Let’s keep it real or all the way 100, whichever comes 1st! It’s more to it than that playboy!!!! Naw bruh, they didn’t run him out of town because he called an escort service. You can’t run that game on me. I’m from The G!!!  It’s way more to it than that. Callin’ some prostitutes? Bruh…

Now I’ll believe that the prostitutes weren’t for him, before I’ll believe that they fired him for just callin’ prostitutes. Were they pullin’ a Rick Pitino and the Louisville Cardinals with recruits? Were they gettin’ it in like that and boyz in Mississippi are tryin’ to keep the sewage from seepin’ out from under the door? I don’t know! But what I will tell you is that they didn’t run that dun out of Oxford for callin’ a little somethin’ somethin’ for the evenin’ I’ll tell you that.

So sit in the cut and wait for it like Huggy Lowdown because it’s gonna come out because that train is movin’ down hill with no brakes. Stop me when I start lyin’!

Playas Thesaurus: 

1) Dun: noun – the person in question, dude, guy, etc. It’s whoever I’m talkin’ about and its non-gender specific.

2) Huggy Lowdown: noun – comedian that always says, “Wait for it!”

The G is excluded from the endings of all words because the G is near and dear to my heart because I’m from “The G” which is Gary, Indiana. So I only use the G when I’m talkin’ about “The G!”

The caption under the photo isn’t real but its real talk!