IT’S GAME TIME PLAYAS!!! Oklahoma and Notre Dame to be standing when the smoke clears!

CHAMPIONSHIP DRIVE — IT’S GAME TIME PLAYAS!!! We’ve sat in the cut long enough and now it time to put up or shut up!!! Do whatcha gotta do between now and 4pm today because the honey-do-list gets put in the drawer for at least 6 and a half hours!

The Cotton Bowls kicks things off with No.2 Clemson vs. No.3 Notre Dame in Arlington at AT&T Stadium! The Fightin’ Irish get off of the bus a 13 and a half point dog for whatever reason. However. that line was set before Clemson’s All-American defensive lineman Dexter Lawrence and two of his homeboys, tight end Braden Galloway, offensive lineman Zach Giella were officially suspended on Thursday for testing positive for performance enhancing drugs.

First of all playboy, I told you darn near a month ago that Notre Dame would beat these boyz because they were, in my opinion, a better team because they’re a lot more athletic than duns give them credit for. Stop telling me about the 2012 Notre Dame squad that was led by a cat with a make believe girlfriend. That was 8 years ago bruh. None of those players are playing tonight.

Notre Dame is 12-0 with crazy talent on the field. Quarterback Ian Book is nuts and can stretch the field all day any day with two massive wide receivers that fight for the football. There is absolutely no answer for Miles Boykin lets just put that out there right now. Then they’ve got running back Dexter Williams who has already been everybody and their baby’s momma’s problem this year. He’s crazy athletic and can run like a gazelle.

That was before Clemson lost arguably their best run stopper on defense. As a matter of fact, they’ve just lost their best defensive player that leaves a gaping whole in the line for Williams to run through. Uh….he’s their best player period bruh!! He’s NOT playing tonight. Major problem and again, we have no idea how good Clemson is because they’ve been playing in the dull ACC all season. The traditional powers in the ACC were trash this year. Florida State, Miami and Va. Tech were horrendous. Did you see Miami get blasted by Wisconsin in the New Era Pinstripe Bowl the other night? Terrible!!!

They’ve played NOBODY!!! So this will be the first real game they’ve played all season. Naw playa! I’m riding with the Fightin’ Irish from Notre Dame in this one and I can’t stand Notre Dame but there’s nothing about Clemson that tells me, with a true freshman quarterback in Trevor Lawrence, that they’ll beat Notre Dame without Dexter Lawrence. Ain’t gonna happen. So let’s move on to Miami.

In my Easy E voice, “Cruising down the street in my 6-4!” We show up in Miami for the Orange Bowl and I can’t remember who’s sponsoring it but who cares right? It’s No.1 Alabama verses No.4 Oklahoma and it’s about to be Chris Brown up in this piece. The No.1 offense verse the No.2 offense in America. OU’s offense is even sicker than Bama’s. However, Bama comes in with the No.2 defense in America and OU’s defense, well…it’s terrible at No.92!!

Here’s what I’ll tell you about this foolishness of a defense they’ve got. It’s been terrible all season so it doesn’t matter because you’ve got to score 50 to beat them. Oh, Bama’s giving up 49 points tonight trust and believe that playa because Kyler Murray and Co. get out of the bed with 28 points.

Keep in mind that the last three times the Sooners have played Alabama they’ve beaten them including when they were 17-point underdogs in the Sugar Bowl in 2014 when they rocked Bama 45-31.

Oklahoma’s defense is about as trash as you can get. So they can’t stop a nose bleed. However, they’ve got the most prolific offense in the America. Bama can certainly score points because they’ve got weapons all over the field too. So on some real talk, this is going to be a Big 12 shoot out which is what OU plays every week.

Bama isn’t accustomed to playing at that pace which is the reason why they’ve had trouble matching up with OU teams in the past. They aren’t built to play at that pace and it becomes a problem for them down the stretch.

Did I mention that Alabama has three cats suspended for tonight’s game as well? Well…they do!! Boyz have been tip toeing around the subject like it wasn’t real this week but it is and it’ll make a difference tonight. Alabama will definitely be without starting offensive lineman Deonte Brown and reserve OL Elliot Baker and tight end Kendrick James. They all were suspended and did not make the trip to Miami because of a violation of team rules.

Keep in mind that Tua Tagovailoa is snake bitten with the ankle injury so he’s not 100 percent already. Now they’ll be without one of their starting offensive lineman? You can’t just plug a boy in there and think that it’ll be a usual day at the office. That’s cause for concern even with a terrible defense like OU has.

Just like I said about Clemson we don’t know how great Bama really is. They’ve only played two games all season and that was against Auburn (Iron Bowl) and Georgia (SEC championship) and Mickey Mouse highjacked the play calling duties for Georgia in that game. Remember the fake punt call in the middle of the field on 4th and 11? Who does that?

Bama hid in the south playing Boo-Boo State every other week and taking smoke breaks every third week. They opened with dull Louisville on a neutral site, then snuck in and played duns like Arkansas State waited a few weeks and played Louisiana Lafayette in Week 5 when everybody in America was playing conference games at that point.

Then the week before the last game of the season and arguably their biggest game of the year, the Iron Bowl, they played The Citadel. Not to mention that they’re already in the dull SEC West with cats like Arkansas, Texas A&M, Ole Miss and Miss State. The only two teams worth two dead flies smashed on the schedule every year is LSU and Auburn and they both won’t be good at the same time. Sit in the cut and watch LSU get beat by UCF on New Years Day if your don’t believe me.

So I’m going with OU to do what they’ve done to Bama the last three times they’ve played them playa. They’re going to beat them and it doesn’t matter what the SportsBook says in Vegas. Bama can’t play Big 12 “run and gun” football because they aren’t built to play that fast and score that many points when they have to. The winner gets to 50 and OU can do that in their sleep. Stop me when I start lyin’!

Playas Thesaurus: 

1) Dun: noun – the person in question, dude, guy, etc. It’s whoever I’m talkin’ about and its non-gender specific.