Golden State’s got way too many weapons to lose a 7-game series bruh! “Real Talk”

LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA - APRIL 26: Kevin Durant #35 of the Golden State Warriors speaks with Stephen Curry #30 at the end of the first half against the LA Clippers during Game Six of Round One of the 2019 NBA Playoffs at Staples Center on April 26, 2019 in Los Angeles, California. Photo by Harry How/Getty Images

I know that everybody and their cousin Man-Man wants to see the Golden State Warriors get knocked off but it’s not happening playa. Yeah, I know that boyz were hyped when Patrick Beverly came out and made his presence felt early on in the series. He had boyz gassed up but the reality of the situation kicked in real quick.

Golden State is literally the best team we’ve probably ever seen. They’ve got the best shooting back court of all-time and then they added Kevin Durant, who is 7-feet tall that can do EVERYTHING on the floor. The dun put up 50-points on Friday night to close out the Clippers 129-110 and Steph wasn’t even healthy enough to be a problem.

All of the talking heads were hollering and screaming about whether they were in trouble or not because they were dropping so many games during the regular season. Bruh…they’ve won three championships together and two back-to-back with KD. They were bored of the regular season, and will, from time to time, get beat in the playoffs but nobody’s beating them 4-times in a series.

That’s not going to happen. NOT!!! They’ve got way too many weapons for that foolishness to take place. Yeah I know that Houston is up next but I just told you that they’ve got too many weapons. And please don’t give me that “Last year if CP3 hadn’t gotten hurt they would have beaten Golden State” foolishness. And if I had two full arms I could have been an acrobat in the circus too. If I had two full arm I could’ve been the monkey bars lunch hour champ in grade school but I don’t. Stop me when I start lyin’!

Playas Thesaurus: 

1) Dun: noun – the person in question, dude, guy, etc. It’s whoever I’m talkin’ about and its non-gender specific.