OAKLAND, CA. — After the Houston Rockets knotted the series up at one apiece with a Game 2 blastin’ of Golden State 127-105 boyz were hyped about seein’ an actual series. Well playas…the Hampton Five took all of that air out of the Rockets sails by puttin’ that thang on them 126-85 in Game 3 as Steph exploded for 35 points.
First of all, there’s no answer for a dun that’s seven feet tall that can handle the rock, create his own shot and shoot the three. Kevin Durant jumps out of the ride and puts up 15 of his 25 points in the first half effortlessly. Andre Iguadala didn’t let him get out by himself as he dropped off his only 10 points to finish the first half as the only two Warriors in double figures.
Everybody and their baby’s momma thought that Steph Curry was goin’ to find his rhythm at the crib but he was only 3-of-11 shootin’ from the field and 1-of-7 from behind of the arc for a mere 9 points. Even without Curry gettin’ buckets the Warriors were up 54-43 at the break.
James Harden was the only Rocket in double figures with 11 of his 20 points. The biggest problem for Houston was the 9 turnovers they committed in the first half. You can’t turn the rock over against such a potent shootin’ team as Golden State.
The Warriors came out of the break on a 10-0 run and Steph Curry scored 5 quick points just to let a boy know he’s doin’ just fine. Boyz were askin’ about the dun’s health because he hadn’t been shootin’ the lights out of the gym.
Then all of a sudden the Rockets go on a 10-2 run to cut a 21 point deficit to 13 at the 7:05 mark of the third. However, by the 4:34 mark the Warriors were back up 19 points as Steph Curry finds his rhythm with back door cuts and layups. Then the dun jumps out of the birthday cake with more rhythm than James Brown knockin’ his next seven shots. Ole boy scored 18 of his 35 points in the third quarter alone.
Golden State is the best third quarter scorin’ team in the NBA and they put it on display on Sunday night outscorin’ Houston 34-24.
By the time they got to the fourth quarter it was over bruh. Steph was out there with the clown suit on complete with the water spittin’ flower and it was just a matter of formality. Boyz were abusin’ The Beard as they exposed his inability to play defense. Steph had already got him early in the third but Shawn Livingston got him so bad with a behind the back dribble to the rack and dunk that he needed to shave the darn beard off and go into hidin’.
Steve Kerr called the dogs off at or about the 5:00 mark of the fourth and it was like watchin’ boyz down at the recreation center the rest if the way.
Now keep in mind bruh…they completely destroyed a 65 win team like they were the darn 21 win Phoenix Suns. About mid way through the second quarter Mike D’Antoni should have pulled his t-shirt off, tied it to a stick and waved the flag. He could have saved his team and the franchise the embarrassment of gettin’ drug by 41 points. That was the worse playoff loss in franchise history.
Steph finished with 35 points and 6 rebounds as KD got into them for 25 points, 6 assists and 6 rebounds. Draymond went nuts scorin’ 10 points and grabbin’ 17 rebounds on a boy. SEVENTEEN bruh?
Houston turned the rock over 19 times against the best shootin’ team in the league. That’s called self inflicted wounds right there bruh. Not to mention the fact that their best player got abused on the defensive end all night.
Up next: Game 4 in Oakland! That’s a problem playboy. Stop me when I start lyin’!
Playas Thesaurus:
1) Dun: noun – the person in question, dude, guy, etc. It’s whoever I’m talkin’ about and its non-gender specific.
2) Ole boy: noun – the person that I’m currently talkin’ about.
The G is excluded from the endings of all words because the G is near and dear to my heart because I’m from “The G” which is Gary, Indiana. So I only use the G when I’m talkin’ about “The G!”
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