The Jay Graves Report

Gettin’ it in at Carb Day as Jeff Teague takes it to another level! “Representin’!”

Pacers guard Jeff Guard puts his name on Buddy Lazier's car! "The Factory!"

Garth Brooks one said, “Just keep taking chances and having fun.” Nina Dobrev broke it down like this, “Even though you’re growing up, you should never stop having fun.” Randy Pausch put it where the goats could get it when he spit, “Never, ever underestimate the importance of having fun.”

Well playas…I’m coverin’ the Indianapolis 500 and I’m havin’ the time of my life!! In my Allen Iverson voice, “FUN! We talkin’ bout Fun!! Not the game! Not the game that I love! We talkin’ bout FUN!!!!!

It’s Carb Day and boyz are out here gettin’ it in bruh!!! For those of you that don’t know, the Friday before the big race is NUTS!! They’ve got the final practice for all of the drivers to take advantage of and it only lasts for an hour. Then it’s the Freedom 100 an Indy Lights race! After that they hold the Pit Stop Competition.

However, in the middle of the Pit Stop competition boyz bring a DJ out to the middle of the track and they get it in!!! Great music and you already know that they’re playin’ some hip hop! But as a I look around I don’t see any of the brothers!!! C’mon playas!  Y’all missin’ out on a really good time!! Then there are concerts that go the rest of the evenin’.

Let’s keep it real or all the way 100, whichever comes 1st! Who voluntarily misses out on a good time? Music. cars, drinks and people as far as you can see on a Friday afternoon at the beginnin’ of a holiday weekend? It doesn’t get any better than that.

I did run into the homie Jeff Teague, point guard for the Indiana Pacers, in the pits because he’s sponsorin’ the Buddy Lazier No.44 car! I wonder why the dun is rockin’ No.44? You already know Jeff Teague is respesentin’! Look for the joint with “The Factory at D1” decal on it! That’s a major move playboy! If Jeff Teague’s out here puttin’ in work y’all can get out here and hang out!!!

D1 is his 33,500 square foot State of the Arts facility that he’s openin’ on the west side of Indy in August!! Talk about bettin’ on yourself. That’s what I’m talkin’ about!!

Now lets get back to this foolishness out here at the track!! Boyz are gettin’ it in all day and into the evenin’ hours! Don’t keep missin’ out on something that you’ve got crazy access too. If you can’t hang out with us keep up with us at TheJayGravesReport and stop me when I start lyin’!

Playas Thesaurus: 

1) Spit: verb – to say

2) Dun: noun – the person in question, dude, guy, etc. It’s whoever I’m talkin’ about and its non-gender specific.

3) Put it where the goats can get it: verb phrase – to make it as elementary as possible. To put it at ground level so everyone can understand it.

The G is excluded from the endings of all words because the G is near and dear to my heart because I’m from “The G” which is Gary, Indiana. So I only use the G when I’m talkin’ about “The G!”