NFL front offices have become a cesspool of ignorance and they can’t get out of their own way. If it’s not one thing it’s another. PR nightmare after PR nightmare and these duns keeps coming back for more. On Friday senior vice president of player personnel for the Washington Redskins, Doug Williams holds a press conference for throwing up in his own mouth on Thursday when asked why he and his organization claimed ole dull Reuben Foster off of waivers just two days after he was released by the 49ers because of charges of domestic violence.
Ole boy jumped out of the birthday cake butt naked foamin’ at the mouth talkin’ crazy trying to defend the team’s rationalization for claimin’ Foster off of waivers. Here’s what he literally said out of his own mouth using his own tongue and teeth on Thursday during his weekly appearance on The Team 980 in DC.
“We’ve got people who are in high, high, high, high places that have done far worse, and if you look at it realistically, they’re still up there,” Williams said in his most-scrutinized answer. “This is small potatoes [compared to] a lot of things out there. But at the same time, it’s a big issue in America today, whether or not it’s in football, whether or not it’s in everyday life, whether or not it’s in politics, it’s out there.”
Then on Friday after everybody and their baby’s momma’s momma, Ms. Jackson, dove all over him on social media for saying that ignorant mess. And that’s the edited. He held an impromptu press conference to apologize to the organization, his wife, his mother, his sisters and his six daughters. He stands up and completely contradicts himself while trying to get out of the hole he just dug just 24 hours before.
He says, “The last night or so has been real tough on me from an emotional standpoint,” Williams said, “because never in my life have I said something so insensitive. I’m not going to sit here and make excuses, because there is no excuse. . . . If you know me, you would understand, growing up, I understand the climate and what’s going on. For me to make comments like I did, I just want to apologize to anybody out there within earshot, especially the ladies of this area and across the country. I’ve got six daughters. There is no way in the world I would tolerate anything like that.”
Okay playas…let’s keep it real or all the way 100, whichever comes 1st! If there’s no way that you would tolerate anything like that then why did you claim the cat off of waivers in the first place? If you wouldn’t tolerate anything like that why are we standing here listening to you apologize for making insensitive comments trying to justify why you hired him just two days after he was cut for allegedly beating up his girlfriend? It sounds and looks like you’re tolerating it very well to me and to the rest of the world.
No one knows whether he’ll be charged for the crime or not but the Redskins wasted no time in signing him because they cared more about winning than they did about finding out the truth. They just wanted first dibs on him just in case he’s found not guilty of this foolishness. That’s slimy to say the least.
Let me put it where the goats can get it. All you can do is shake your head when you see this ignorance falling out of the closets. Colin Kaepernick can’t get a job but duns accused of beating women and those that are addicted to drugs will always have a place to call home in the NFL. It’s a freaking joke is what it is. Stop me when I start lyin’!
Playas Thesaurus:
1) Dun: noun – the person in question, dude, guy, etc. It’s whoever I’m talkin’ about and its non-gender specific.
2) Ms. Jackson: noun – hit record performed by the rap group OutKast
3) Put it where the goats can get it: verb phrase – to make it as elementary as possible. To put it at ground level so everyone can understand it