Well playas…it’s OFFICIAL!! Conor McGregor has signed up to get the breaks beatin’off of him in front of everybody and their baby’s momma on August 26!! Floyd Mayweather Jr. announced on social media on Wednesday that the fight was Chris Brown “On and Poppin’!”
The best pound for pounder boxer we’ve ever seen that holds five division world championships and is 49-0 will fight the biggest star in mixed martial arts in Las Vegas.
Let’s keep it real or all the way 100, whichever comes 1st! Floyd Mayweather is the best defensive fighter on earth and this dun McGregor has somehow talked his way into the ring with a boy that is virtually impossible to hit and he’s never boxed a day in his freakin’ life. Wheredeydodatat?
There’s no way that McGregor can talk enough trash to beat this cat!! Naw playa…I know that all of the MMA fans wanna see this foolishness but it’ll be over before ole boy takes off his robe and puts his mouth piece in.
Now one thing I can say is that McGregor’s playin’ with house money. He’s got nothin’ to lose because nobody’s givin’ him a snow ball’s chance in hell to win this joint.
Give him credit for creatin’ the demand for this foolishness because the total purse on the fight is $175 million!! I’ll let a boy knock me out for $75 million. Heck, I’ll let a boy knock me out for $7.5 million. Man…just pay off my mortgage and I’ll let him beat the brakes off of me.
Yeah, McGregor has allowed his mouth to write a check that his butt can’t cash and EVERYBODY’S gonna be standin’ in the middle of the street watchin’ it. Stop me when I start lyin’!
Playas Thesaurus:
1) Dun: noun – the person in question, dude, guy, etc. It’s whoever I’m talkin’ about and its non-gender specific.
2) Chris Brown: noun – R & B singer with the Hot song “On and Poppin'”
The G is excluded from the endings of all words because the G is near and dear to my heart because I’m from “The G” which is Gary, Indiana. So I only use the G when I’m talkin’ about “The G!”
The caption under the photo isn’t real but its real talk!