I’ve been tellin’ boyz since the summer that Andrew Luck wasn’t goin’ to play this season but everybody and their baby’s momma has been “Keepin’ Hope Alive” like they’re runnin’ around with Jesse Jackson. Well playas…on Wednesday Colts general manager Chris Ballard told boyz that Luck will stop throwin’ for the time bein’ because of soreness in his surgically repaired right shoulder.
Ole boy said, “The doctors and the trainers have decided to give him a cortisone shot to kind of take away some of that inflammation that’s been happening. He’ll continue to rehab. We’re just going to shut down the throwing right now to get this thing calmed back down.”
We can side step all of the other chatter that he said by understandin’ this, Andrew Luck isn’t goin’ to play a down this football season bruh! He hasn’t been able to practice since Week 17 of last year and he’s not been able to throw a football all season this season. He’s as sore as an old timer runnin’ a 5K in the winter time with high heel shoes on and he’s done nothin’ but throw the football for a week. You’re payin’ the dun $140 million and you can’t protect him. Your offensive line is horrendous and Jacoby Brissett is runnin’ for his life.
Stand on your head if you really think that Andrew Luck is goin’ to sniff the field this year. Let me put it where the goats can get it bruh. It’s like you runnin’ out and buyin’ a Bugatti for $2.7 million and parkin’ it in the projects with it runnin’ to go in and holler at some chick. Does that make any sense at all?
It doesn’t make an ounce of sense even if they can get rid of the soreness with cortisone shots or if they give him some darn Propofol and let him sleep walk through the joint. He’s not playin’ this year playboy! I don’t care what they say.
So stop listenin’ to this foolishness and come to the understandin’ that Jacoby Brisset is the best you’re goin’ to get in 2017. Stop me when I stop lyin’!
1) Dun: noun – the person in question, dude, guy, etc. It’s whoever I’m talkin’ about and its non-gender specific.
The G is excluded from the endings of all words because the G is near and dear to my heart because I’m from “The G” which is Gary, Indiana. So I only use the G when I’m talkin’ about “The G!”
The caption under the photo isn’t real but its real talk!