The Indianapolis Colts have owned the Tennessee Titans for 11 straight games which was the longest active win streak against one team in the NFL. Well playas…that streak is no more. The Titans got them off of their backs on Monday Night Football with everybody and their baby’s momma watchin’ 36-22. Eventually erasin’ as much as a 10 point deficit early in the third quarter. The Titans walked outta the joint with the win, their dignity and the Colts sneakers and jewelry.
Let’s keep it real or all the way 100, whichever comes 1st! The Colts play callin’ was horrendous and in my opinion they were askin’ Jacoby Brissett to do way too much. He’s already playin’ outta of his mind for a 23 year old that was traded just 4 or 5 weeks ago. The dun had to learn an entirely new offense, then you’re askin’ him to make crazy plays EVERY week. C’mon bruh! That’s way too much to ask.
I know that he’s bein’ paid to make plays but dang bruh, allow him to use his weapons!! The Colts only ran the football 20 times total. Frank Gore only had 10 touches!! Sure, he averaged darn near 5 yards a pop but he’s gotta have the ball in his hands. Then the most dynamic rookie runnin’ back they’ve got in Marlon Mack only touched the football 2 times all night. He averaged 9 yards a pop but he barely sniffed the rock. Football 101 says, if you run the rock it burns the clock and keeps the other team’s offense off of the field. I’m just sayin’.
And who was the genius that called the freakin’ option for Brissett to get blown up and take a serious hit on his right shoulder? Please tell me that Mickey Mouse and Donald Duck highjacked the headset on that play. No way does a live breathin’ human bein’ call that play when he’s the ONLY option they’ve got at quarterback.
While we’re at it, why did T.Y. Hilton only have one catch? He was only thrown to 4 times bruh! I mean granted, give the Titans props for winnin’ the game but they didn’t beat the Colts. The Colts gave the darn ball game away.
They made Derrick Henry look like Eric Dickerson out there! He toted the rock 19 times for 131 yards includin’ a 47 yard trot to the end zone with 47 seconds left. Unbelievable.
The Colts fall to 2-4 overall with ole Chuck Pagano singin’ the same ole song. “Disappointing to say the least. Got to play 60 minutes. It’s a recurring thing I know that.”
Well playa, if you know that then fix it. He can’t put this foolishness on not havin’ Luck either because Brissett is playin’ just fine. The play callin’ is horrendous and the defense keeps brain fartin’ when they shouldn’t be. They need to stay out of White Castle on game day. They were outscored 27-9 in the second half bruh! Unacceptable. Stop me when I start lyin’!
1) Dun: noun – the person in question, dude, guy, etc. It’s whoever I’m talkin’ about and its non-gender specific.
2) White Castle reference: noun – those burger will give a boy gas all day bruh. The Colts defense continues to fart durin’ the most inopportune times durin’ the games.
The G is excluded from the endings of all words because the G is near and dear to my heart because I’m from “The G” which is Gary, Indiana. So I only use the G when I’m talkin’ about “The G!”
The caption under the photo isn’t real but its real talk!