Yeah I know that it was only one game bruh! But I’ve been around this game as a participant, a fan and now a sports writer my entire life. I’ve seen thousands of boyz strap helmets up, lace up shoes, put on gloves and old school spat shoes. If I’ve lost some of you young thunder cats with the term “spat,” ask your daddy about it he’ll explain it to you.
But there’s something special about the freshman that coach Eric Moore unveiled to the world on Friday night at No.3 Warren Central. The dun can tote the rock!!! And he’s a beast that plays with a lot of heart! He wasn’t one of these kids that goes down when a blade of grass catches them. Naw playa he was runnin’ the ball with some authority and it was takin’ several cats to bring him down.
Let’s keep it real or all the way 100, whichever comes 1st! EVERYBODY has to remember that this kid was in the freakin’ eight grade last year and he put up 133 yards against the No.3 team in the state that’s also nationally ranked Day 1 playa! He wasn’t draggin’ boyz from the Lil’ Sisters of the Poor. He was draggin’ real football players from a football factory. That was Warren Central up in that piece! Don’t get it twisted.
Let me put it where the goats could get it. He put Center Grove on his back when they were down 27-0 just before the half!! He scored to make it 27-7 at the break and the dun didn’t let up in the second half. There was no answer for him and if that ball game had another two minutes in it we’d probably be talkin’ about how they carried him off of the field like Rudy.
Sure, he got shook up once and was slow to get up but he shook it off like a straight up G and kept it movin’. All I’ve got to say is if he showed out on the road against probably the best team in the state game one of his high school career, it’s about to be a problem playboy!!
Just remember that you heard it here first and you can stop me when I start lyin’!
Playas Thesaurus:
1) Spat: verb – to tape your black shoes in football with white tape over the ankles etc with only the toe uncovered so that it looks like a spat. Instead of tapin’ your ankles under your socks you tape it over the shoe.
2) Dun: noun – the person in question, dude, guy, etc. It’s whoever I’m talkin’ about and its non-gender specific.
3) Put it where the goats can get it: verb phrase – to make it as elementary as possible. To put it at ground level so everyone can understand it.
The G is excluded from the endings of all words because the G is near and dear to my heart because I’m from “The G” which is Gary, Indiana. So I only use the G when I’m talkin’ about “The G!”
The caption under the photo is real talk today bruh!