Everybody and their baby’s momma is giving Tiger Woods love this morning because he finally got over the hump and won a tournament. Ole boy won the Tour Championship, which is the season-ending tournament on the PGA schedule on Sunday. It was his first victory in over five years and marks his 80th PGA Championship. That’s NUTS!!!
What’s trippin’ me out is the number of people that have completely jumped back unto the Tiger Woods bandwagon after they had literally thrown this dun in the garbage. When he was going through all of the foolishness in his personal life combined with the surgeries he’s had to endure. In addition too ole boy getting arrested for driving while high on prescription meds etc. He was everybody’s joke.
Now all of a sudden those same people were chanting his name and following him to the 18th hole like he was the Pied Piper or something. The scene that occurred on the golf course was ridiculous.
Let’s keep it real or all the way 100, whichever comes 1st! This is the very reason why boyz need to always keep the blinders on and “do them!” Nobody loves you when you’re going through the storm but they’ll be waiting to pull a hamstring to get right back on the bandwagon when you come out of the storm.
If I were Tiger this morning I’d only be messing with cats that hung in there with me during the foolishness. He was the butt of jokes for YEARS while he was struggling!!! Now he’s their guy this morning. Funny thing is playa, he’s still the same person he was two days ago but he’s all of a sudden worship worthy again today. They call that foul balls where I’m from playa!!
Remember when the dun crashed his Escalade trying to get out of the crib when his wife was chasing him with the bat? Jokes!! Remember when all of the foolishness hit the fan with the multiple women? Jokes! Remember when he didn’t know where he was sitting in the ride on the side of the road? Jokes!!
Now that he’s back on top everybody wants to act like they weren’t clownin’ him because they want to interview him. He’s still the best golfer we’ve EVER seen. He’s still the best but he was still the best we’d ever seen even when he was goin’ through the storm. Just don’t be fake today because he won his 80th PGA Championship yesterday. Before yesterday he’d already won 79!!!
If you don’t mess with Tiger, you don’t mess with him. If you do then you do!! Just don’t be fake today. I don’t mess with him because he’s as fake as a three dollar bill, but I wasn’t messing with him well before he went through the storm. I’m consistent how about you? Stop me when I start lyin’!
Playas Thesaurus:
1) Dun: noun – the person in question, dude, guy, etc. It’s whoever I’m talkin’ about and its non-gender specific.
2) Ole boy: noun – the person that I’m currently talkin’ about.