BOSTON, MA. — The Boston Celtics are a juggernaut at the crib and it’s been impossible to beat them in the Garden this post-season. On Wednesday night they won their 10th straight playoff game at home 96-83 to take a 3-2 lead in the Eastern Conference Finals over Cleveland. With home court advantage they’ve got the edge in this foolishness because both teams have won all of their home games.
In order for Cleveland to get out of this one alive they’ve got to win another one at home and then do the impossible in Boston in a Game 7 “Do or Die” situation and that’s to win a game.
These young thunder cats that Brad Stevens has jumpin’ out of the whip are doin’ crazy work without Uncle Drew. We all saw Boston ballin’ without Gordon Hayward this year but who would have thought that they would be this good without Kyrie? Do they need Kyrie next year? That’s for another discussion though.
Jayson Tatum led the Celtics with 24 points, 7 rebounds and 4 assists. Jaylen Brown did his usual work with 17 as Al Horford dropped off a solid 15 points and 12 rebounds. Boyz got a double dose of Marcus, both Smart and Morris, as they hit ‘um up for 13 apiece travelin’ down the yellow brick road as they could the see the Finals in the distance.
Let’s keep it real or all the way 100, whichever comes 1st! LeBron’s still out here by himself and now it’s a TALL order to ask him to win at the crib in Game 6 and then to bully a boy in Game 7 in Boston where they DON’T lose. Ole boy finished with a game high 26 points as he added 10 rebounds and 5 assists. Kevin Love was the only other cat on the roster to record double figures with 14. The rest of those duns were sittin’ in the ride with Roy Hibbert eatin’ Skittles and Lemonheads. That’s an old Pacers reference to Hibbert not doin’ a darn thing in the playoffs when he was with Indiana. It got so bad that I started callin’ him “Skittles and Lemonheads.”
Tristan Thompson scored 1 point playin’ 26 minutes in a real basketball game. One point bruh!!!! JR Smith played the same 26 minutes and dropped off 2 points!! George Hill was overly generous and put 7 in the collection plate.
It’s the Eastern Conference Finals and boyz have their backs to the wall and this is the type of help the Philistine is gettin’ right now. It’s impossible to win games when everybody refuses to get out of the car and fight for what they want.
Blew my mind is when ole Larry Nance Jr. wanted to be a tough guy when Marcus Morris swatted his joint into the 10th row and stood over him to tell him about it. The dun got up ready to push and shove but refused to play basketball. He scored a whole 2 points bruh. Hey Larry, why don’t you get up and push and shove a few more balls in the basket to help your team? You can fight when you see him in the street.
Well playas…I’ve said forever that the BEST TEAM always wins a 7 game series and right now Cleveland doesn’t look like the best team on the road. Now the pressure’s on them to win two straight with one of them in an arena where the C’s don’t lose. Talk about havin’ some crazy pressure thrust onto that Philistine because he’s got to literally put these grown men on his back for the next two games. Stop me when I start lyin’!
Playas Thesaurus:
1) Crib: noun – home
2) Dun: noun – the person in question, dude, guy, etc. It’s whoever I’m talkin’ about and its non-gender specific.
3) Ole boy: noun – the person that I’m currently talkin’ about.
The G is excluded from the endings of all words because the G is near and dear to my heart because I’m from “The G” which is Gary, Indiana. So I only use the G when I’m talkin’ about “The G!”
The caption under the second photo isn’t real but its real talk!
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