The Jay Graves Report

Bogut out less than a minute in but Cavs can’t miss what they NEVER had! “No Problem”

"Are you freakin' kidding me?"

The basketball gods have spoken or they at least threw up in Northeast Ohio on Monday night. Less than a minute into Andrew Bogut’s Cleveland Cavalier debut his leg was broken. Literally!!! Ole boy was closin’ out on Miami Heat forward Okaro White when his left leg collided with White’s knee. Bogut went down and it was a wrap. He’d fractured his left tibia.

Just when boyz were thought the ride was full and they were ready to go huntin’,  especially after KD went down on the other side, this happens. Talk about the playin’ field levelin’ on a boy real quick.

Let’s keep it real or all the way 100, whichever comes 1st! It just got interestin’ playboy! No matter what Golden State and Cleveland have tried to do this year to get an advantage somebody keeps tellin’ these boyz that they’re goin’ to show up with what they had to some degree to play this thing again.

Golden State is definitely not the same team they were last year because they’ve got no bench. They unloaded Bogut, Mo Speights and Harrison Barnes in the off-season. So they don’t have the duns comin’ out of the bushes that they had before even if KD gets back into the rotation. However, he won’t be in any playoff shape when he does get back in the ride and that’s gonna be a problem.

The Cavs went nuts to find a back up point guard and finally found Deron Williams sniffin’ around the Big Momma’s window eatin’ her pies like Claude Banks. Then they thought that they’d hit pay dirt with Andrew Bogut a week ago. Boyz around Cleveland were like, it’s Chris Brown up in this piece now bruh!  “On and Poppin’!” We’ve got another big too!!! What!!?

They were like, “We got D. Will and Bogut comin’ out of the bushes? It’s about to be a problem!”  Now boyz at least have to re-set. They’re still in good shape as a ball club because Bogut was just a cherry on top. They didn’t necessarily NEED Bogut to do work he was just an added feature. Why? Because they weren’t lookin’ for him anyway. He just fell into their lap.

Golden State is still in more trouble than Cleveland comin’ around this last 110 meters. I’m just sayin’! Sure Golden State has the same fire power that they had last season but they’ve got nothin’ comin’ out of the bushes and that’s more of a problem than Cleveland not havin’ Bogut. They won’t miss him because they essentially never had him. Stop me when I start lyin’!

Playas Thesaurus: 

1)  Dun: noun – the person in question, dude, guy, etc. It’s whoever I’m talkin’ about and its non-gender specific.

2) Comin’ out of the bushes: verb phrase – to come off of the bench

3) On and Poppin’: noun – hit song by R&B singer Chris Brown

The caption under the photo isn’t real but its real talk!