FOOLISHNESSVILLE, USA — Just in case you’ve been under a rock for the past four days you’ve seen or heard about Antonio Brown’s response to an idiot former employee of the Pittsburgh Steelers. A dun by the name of Ryan Scarpino, who is a former public relations staff member, went at Brown Monday in a foul tweet trying to discredit the Pro Bowl wide receiver’s ability to get it in by saying, “AB needs to thank his lucky stars, because he was drafted by a team that had Ben. And Ben got AB paid. You know darn well he wouldn’t put up those numbers for other teams.”
Well…AB fired right back at him with “Trade me let’s find out.” Then Twitter went NUTS and every media outlet in sports ran down the street with it like ole boy was really asking to be traded.
Trade me let’s find out https://t.co/4OeepI78zy
— Antonio Brown (@AB84) September 17, 2018
Unfortunately, AB allowed his emotions to get the best of him as he fired the tweet back without thinking about how the media would take the baton and sprint with it. Let’s keep it real or all the way 100, whichever comes 1st! C’mon bruh, you already know the game 90 percent of duns in the media operate like ambulance chasers. Now everybody and their baby’s momma knows that AB wasn’t seriously asking for a trade. All you had to do was read the darn tweet in context to the what Scarpino wrote. However, I get that when the news cycle is slow boyz will dive all over whatever’s out there to eat for that day. I knew better, that’s why I didn’t jump on the bandwagon when he sent the tweet out. It’s was, in my opinion, silly to pounce on it because it was nothing.
However, I’m talking about it today because Antonio Brown finally talked to the media and he was cool until he started talking crazy blaming the media for trippin’ on the tweet in the first place. Ole boy had the nerve to say that the media is making headlines that he wants to be traded.
C’mon playa…you sent the tweet out and you already know how this thing works. Sure, sensible folks knew that you weren’t really asking for a trade but you sent the tweet out. Therefore, YOU created the news for the next several days not the media. They just ran with the foolishness you provided even though they knew you weren’t serious.
Remember the old colloquialism “Don’t hate the player hate the game?” The game is, boyz will write whatever you serve up on a platter. Therefore, don’t serve it up playa. That’s my two and a half cents. Stop me when I start lyin’!
Playas Thesaurus:
1) Dun: noun – the person in question, dude, guy, etc. It’s whoever I’m talkin’ about and its non-gender specific.
2) Ole boy: noun – the person that I’m currently talkin’ about.
The G is excluded from the endings of all words because the G is near and dear to my heart because I’m from “The G” which is Gary, Indiana. So I only use the G when I’m talkin’ about “The G!”
The caption under the photo isn’t real but its real talk!