INDIANAPOLIS, IN. — The Indianapolis Colts were up 23-10 midway through the third quarter and somehow loss their home opener on Sunday 34-23 to the Cincinnati Bengals at Lucas Oil Stadium. It was Andrew Luck’s first official game in what seems like 147 years. If he’s not careful he won’t last the full season.
Nobody wants to say it but the dun took way too many hits on Sunday? Why? Because the Colts offensive line still can’t protect him and he’s still hard headed and won’t just throw the ball away or get down.
Don’t get it twisted, ole boy looked good finishin’ 39 of 53 for 319 yards, 2 touchdowns and one dull pick. He even had a passer ratin’ of 93 and I think anybody breathin’ with Colts Blue on can live with that. However, he got touched a little too many times gettin’ sacked twice and the ultimate was when he runs out of the pocket lookin’ for positive yardage and instead of goin’ down he turns up field. While he was already in the grasp, Bengals startin’ safety Shawn Williams came in with the helmet to helmet and blew his butt up resultin’ in an ejection.
Sure that helped the game of football make a point on helmet to helmet hits but it did nothin’ for Andrew Luck but give him a bad headache that boyz want to act like doesn’t exist. He got BLASTED!!!
“Yo Andrew!!! Stop runnin’ with the football!!! Throw it away at all times. You’re already too fragile! They need you ALL season not for just one game!! Thank you!!!”
Fans can live with a Week 1 loss because it was Week 1! But let that dun come up gimp and Lucas Oil Stadium will be empty. This isn’t Chicago, Oakland or Cleveland where the fans will show up regardless of the record. Those teams can be 0-16 and the joint will be sold out. Not in Indy playa!! A boy will find something else to do on you in a Big Momma Minute.
Now Let’s keep it real or all the way 100, whichever comes 1st! The Colts had several guys out with injuries. Two of Luck’s secret service were out which included left tackle Anthony Castonzo (hamstring) and right tackle Denzelle Good (knee/wrist). They were also without running back Marlon Mack who was out with a hamstring as well. But let’s get back to his two tackles bein’ out. Does it really make a difference bruh? Anthony Castonzo can’t block a doorway in a doll house. That’s dun’s the biggest waste of $60 million I’ve ever seen.
Even when Castonzo was healthy, Luck was gettin’ blind sided. So my point here is this, Andrew Luck needs to start lookin’ out for Andrew Luck and throwin’ that darn ball away when he can. Otherwise, he won’t make through the season. Stop me when I start lyin’!
Playas Thesaurus:
1) Dun: noun – the person in question, dude, guy, etc. It’s whoever I’m talkin’ about and its non-gender specific.
2) Ole boy: noun – the person that I’m currently talkin’ about.
The G is excluded from the endings of all words because the G is near and dear to my heart because I’m from “The G” which is Gary, Indiana. So I only use the G when I’m talkin’ about “The G!”
The caption under the photo isn’t real but its real talk!