The Jay Graves Report

Adidas has completely SOULED out the game to court LaVar Ball! “All Money Ain’t Good Money Playa!”

"Y'all better recognize bruh! I'm runnin' this thing up in here!" Photo: Action Images

LaVar Ball is out here CLOWNIN’ bruh!!!! Talk about showin’ yo bare bottom like my mother used to say. He’s out here butt naked foamin’ at the mouth divin’ off of the cake stand into the punch bowl head first with Big Baller Brand flip flops on on GP!!! On Friday at the Adidas Summer Championships Event in Las Vegas officials from Adidas, accordin’ to my mans and nem (source), removed a female referee for callin’ a technical foul on this dun. Again, accordin’ to my man, Adidas wants to keep LaVar in the gym and not have him ejected or runnin’ off with his team like he did last week after a boy hit him with a tech. Why? Because he holds all of the marbles in them potentially signin’ his son Lonzo to a shoe deal especially now that the ZO2’s on the Big Baller Brand don’t seem to work. If he wasn’t wearin’ them durin’ summer league “them” joints weren’t workin’ bruh!

Let’s keep it real or all the way 100, whichever comes 1st! Adidas is willin’ to let this cat do or say whatever he wants to keep his team in the buildin’ and LaVar knows that. So he’s essentially got full reign to act a fool for the rest of the weekend.

When ole girl (ref) gave him a tech the dun threatened to take his team to the crib like he did last week and Adidas removed her from the game. I can’t make this foolishness up bruh.

Chris Rivers, Adidas director of global basketball sports marketin’ said this after ole girl was removed, “There was some miscommunication. The NBA don’t put certain people with certain guys, either. If there’s a history or miscommunication, that happens.” It’s laughable bruh but I get it. They’re tryin’ to rope this fish in and all they see is the bread that could potentially be made off of the younger Ball. I get it. But ole boy is outta control actin’ like a spoiled brat tryin’ to get his way and it’s workin’!

You don’t treat people like that. All the ref was tryin’ to do was her job. You can’t be out on the floor cursin’ at the refs and talkin’ reckless even if you disagree with the call. What is Adidas teachin’ the very kids that they’re “showcasing?” They darn sure aren’t teachin’ them to respect the game or the people affiliated with it.

On Thursday durin’ the Big Baller’s win over Play Hard Play Smart on Thursday LaVar told a ref,  “You’re the worst f—ing ref who ever lived.” But he didn’t get a tech because Adidas strongly suggested that he not tech ole boy. So he’s out here slaughterin’ cats and Adidas is like, “Whatever that dun wants to do or say is cool with us. Just make sure he signs with us.” 

Talk about no respect for the game and he’s coachin’ somebody’s child that’s not goin’ to the NBA or on to play Division 1 college basketball. It’s a darn shame that Adidas has to sell it’s soul to try sign his kid and what happens if he doesn’t?  They’ve allowed him to come into their tournament, turn all the tables over, curse folks out and disrespect the essence of the game. All because they wanted to make some money. Let me tell you what an old hustla told me years ago, “All money ain’t good money playa.” Stop me when I start lyin’!

Playas Thesaurus: 

1) Dun: noun – the person in question, dude, guy, etc. It’s whoever I’m talkin’ about and its non-gender specific.

The G is excluded from the endings of all words because the G is near and dear to my heart because I’m from “The G” which is Gary, Indiana. So I only use the G when I’m talkin’ about “The G!”

The caption under the photo isn’t real but its real talk!