Pacers sabotage themselves to keep Paul George from bein’ happy! “Jilted Lover Move”

"Really bruh? That's hoe y'all gettin' down?" Photo Credit: Brian Spurlock-USA TODAY Sports

On Friday night the Indiana Pacers proved to boyz that they were more concerned about Paul George’s feeling’s than they were about winnin’ basketball games and keepin’ their season ticket holders happy. They found the worst possible place for the dun to go and shipped him off to Oklahoma City for some frosted penny cookies and a pack of Now and Laters. They traded the dun for Victor Oladipo and Domantos Sabonis bruh when they had better options for more than a week.

Boyz were makin’ legitimate offers to trade for PG and they decided to operate like a jilted lover. They threw their obligation to run an organization out of the window and concentrated on makin’ PG miserable at the expense of the team and the season ticket holders.

Everybody and their baby’s momma knows that the dun wanted to go to LA and play for the Lakers. Magic and Co. offered them the 27th and 28th pick and Julius Randle. They turned it down. The Celtics offered them, on draft night, accordin’ to ESPN’s Jeff Goodman, three first-round picks and two starters includin’ Jae Crowder and they turned it down. Why? Because it was no longer about what was best for the organization. It was about what was goin’ to keep Paul George from bein’ happy! Wheredeydoatat?

Let’s keep it real or all the way 100, whichever comes 1st! The dun didn’t want to be in Oklahoma City anymore than he wanted a hole in his head and a pair of Prince butt cheeks out pants with some purple shoes two sizes too small. So they cut a deal with OKC in spite of what made sense for the future of the Indiana Pacers.

Do you really think that addin’ Oladipo and Sabonis was a better deal than gettin’ three first-round draft picks and Jae Crawder bruh? Or gettin’ two first-round picks from LA and Julius Randle? Really? They’d rather see PG in OKC than to see him in Boston which would have been better for the Pacers. Go figure. They’d rather him date the ugly girl than the up and comin’ queen of the East even though datin’ the queen would be better for them.

Do you really think that season ticket holders give two rips about Victor Oladipo bein’ a former Indiana Hoosier? If that’s what they’re doin’ they may as well have signed Damon Bailey and ran him out on the floor bruh with those tight shorts on! And while you’re at it go get Uwe Blab, Brian Evans, Jared Jeffries and Keith Smart!!

This is complete foolishness and the fans will definitely have something to say about it. Trust me on that and stop me when I start lyin’!

Playas Thesaurus: 

1) Dun: noun – the person in question, dude, guy, etc. It’s whoever I’m talkin’ about and its non-gender specific.

The G is excluded from the endings of all words because the G is near and dear to my heart because I’m from “The G” which is Gary, Indiana. So I only use the G when I’m talkin’ about “The G!”

The caption under the photo isn’t real but its real talk!