On Tuesday night ole game runnin’ Phil Jackson announced that he and long time girlfriend Jeanie Buss, the co-owner and president of the Los Angeles Lakers, were callin’ it quits. Ole boy took to his verified Twitter account and posted this, “With mutual love and respect, we have decided to end our engagement. With the nature of our professional obligations and the geographic distance between us, sustaining the relationship has been difficult. We have shared many wonderful moments through the years, and we expect to remain supportive of each other.”
Then Buss jumped on her Twitter account and wrote, “Nothing but love and respect for this man.” She obviously felt like she needed to convince us that she meant it so she went on with this foolishness, “The love of my life is the Los Angeles Lakers. I love Phil & will always. It’s not fair to him or Lakers to not have my undivided attention.”
Let’s keep it real or all the way 100, whichever comes 1st! Who do they think they’re foolin’ bruh? They’ve been engaged for 4 years!!! That’s about the time the game gets exposed when a dun isn’t really tryin’ to get married and she’s tired of playin’ the game. All of the fellas knew that they weren’t gettin’ married anyway. All of the ladies were still holdin’ on to that foolishness because they don’t see the world through the same lens that we see it through.
Let me put it where the goats can get it baby girl. Whenever a dun asks you to marry him and he’s not tryin’ to put a date on the table or a time frame in the atmosphere. He’s just tryin’ to get you to shut up talkin’ about gettin’ married. So by givin’ you a ring he’s givin’ himself some stall time. That’s normally 3 to 4 years. Why? Because most women don’t really want to get married they just like the IDEA of bein’ married.
They can walk around for a couple of years tellin’ people that they’re about to get married and that get’s Big Momma off of their back for another year or so. All of their girl friends can stop askin’ them when is he gonna put a ring on it and they can stop lyin’ about it.
It’s takes about 3 or 4 years for the high to come down and then they realize that that dun had no intention of gettin’ married and now they’re pissed. So when a boy announces that he and his girl are breakin’ up it’s not because he’s ready to move on. It’s because she figured out he was stallin’ the whole time.
Ladies, what you’ve got to understand is that a dude has paperwork on everything at his house but you for a reason. You can hang out but he doesn’t want to legally be obligated to you. Why? Because he doesn’t have to because you’re willin’ to hang out at your own risk anyway.
Like Big Momma would always say, “Why buy the cow if the milk is free?” Looks like to me Jeanie must have given that dun the ultimatum and the jig was up. I’m just sayin’ and you can stop me when I start lyin’!
Playas Thesaurus:
1) Spit: verb – to say
2) Dun: noun – the person in question, dude, guy, etc. It’s whoever I’m talkin’ about and its non-gender specific.
3) Put it where the goats can get it: verb phrase – to make it as elementary as possible. To put it at ground level so everyone can understand it.
The caption under the photo isn’t real but it’s REAL talk!