The Jay Graves Report

You’ve gotta be OUTTA your mind to think Russell Westbrook doesn’t deserve the MVP! “Trips”

"I'm in this piece bruh!!" Photo by UPI

Thomas Edison once said, “The three great essentials to achieve anything worth while are: Hard work, Stick-to-itiveness, and Common sense.” William Osler, one of the four foundin’ professors of John Hopkins Hospital, broke it down like this, “Soap and water and common sense are the best disinfectants.” Then Steve Harvey put it where the goats could get it when he spit, “I’m not a doctor. I just have a tremendous amount of common sense.”

Well playas…all it takes is a little common sense to know who the NBA’s MVP should be in 2017. However, boyz are still arguin’, debatin’ and tryin’ to talk themselves into makin’ a decision as to who they’ll vote for. If you’re sittin’ around this mornin’ still askin’ the question of who the MVP of the NBA is then you need to stop watchin’ basketball all together!!!

On Friday night against the Phoenix Suns with 10:36 left in the third quarter Young Russ threw his sixth assist of the game to Victor Olalipo. With that assist he solidified a triple double for the SEASON!!!! Listen to me playa, as of Friday night he’ll average 31.7 points, 10.7 rebounds and 10.4 assists for the season!!!!

Let’s keep it real or all the way 100, whichever comes 1st! He’s the ONLY dun to average a triple double since the Big O did it 55 years ago durin’ the 1961-62 season. That means that ole boy has put up THE BEST statistical season of any cat in 55 years and he’s only the second in history to do it. Oh and did I mention that the dun is on pace with three games left to win the freakin’ scorin’ title too?

James Who? What are we talkin’ about bruh? Duns are arguin’ for the sake of arguin’ at this point!! I had a boy say to me the other day that Young Russ plays no defense! This is the type of foolishness that duns will say to you out here in these streets!

Let me get this straight playa! Young Russ plays no defense but The Beard does? Let’s say for example that neither one of them plays any defense, which we all know Young Russ does because he’s playin’ both ends of the floor like it’s his last game of his life. But for the sake of this foolishness, he doesn’t. Hypothetically, if they both don’t play an ounce of defense but one of the duns is averagin’ a freakin’ triple double and the other isn’t. Why are we STILL havin’ a conversation about who the MVP is?

Then this same dun turns around and says that Russ is hoggin’ the ball. That’s why he’s doin’ what he’s doin’. Bruh…I can’t make this foolishness up. I’m tellin’ you that real live and breathin’ human beings are actually sayin’ this stuff out loud. It’s impossible for him to hog the ball bruh if he’s throwin’ double digit assists!!! Do you realize that in order to have double digit assists he’s gotta be sharin’ the ball like crazy because every pass doesn’t result in a made basket. So in order for him to average 10.4 assists he’s got to pass the ball to other teammates at least 20 times durin’ the course of the game!! Have you seen who this dun is playin’ with? He’s probably gotta pass it more than 20 times!!!

You can’t name more than 4 cats on the team. Once you name him, Oladipo and Steven Adams it goes dark!! Stop it!! If you take him off of that team they win 15 games!! Stop it! The Beard is on a better team that’s why he’s winnin’ more games! You sound crazy arguin’ otherwise.

Stop over thinkin’ this foolishness and get out of the way. If Young Russ doesn’t win the MVP it’ll be an armed robbery. Stop me when I start lyin’!

Playas Thesaurus: 

1) Spit: verb – to say

2) Dun: noun – the person in question, dude, guy, etc. It’s whoever I’m talkin’ about and its non-gender specific.

3) Put it where the goats can get it: verb phrase – to make it as elementary as possible. To put it at ground level so everyone can understand it.

The G is excluded from the endings of all words because the G is near and dear to my heart because I’m from “The G” which is Gary, Indiana. So I only use the G when I’m talkin’ about “The G!”

The caption under the photo isn’t real but its real talk!