The Jay Graves Report

You had to be crazy to think that Andrew Luck was goin’ to play this year! “The Obvious”

Jay Graves tried to tell you boyz but y'all wouldn't listen! Photo: Clark Wade/IndyStar

At some point you duns are gonna start listenin’ to me. I told everybody and their baby’s momma back durin’ trainin’ camp that Andrew Luck wasn’t goin’ to play a down this season. However, you boyz looked at me side ways when I said it. Well playas…on Thursday the team announced through general manager Chris Ballard what I’ve been tellin’ you since August. He’s finally been put on the injured reserve list and therefore will NOT play this season.

Let’s keep it real or all the way 100, whichever comes 1st! Ole boy hadn’t practiced with the team since Week 17 of last year and then he tried to practice the week of October 4 and ran into crazy soreness. They shut him down, took him to the doctor to investigate the soreness and they come out of the room with “We’re puttin’ him on the injured reserve list.”

I knew that the dun wasn’t goin’ to before trainin’ camp started because it was mums the word on his progress all spring and summer. When a boy can’t tell you anything about his progress, there is no progress playboy.

When they’re dodgin’ questions about the health of a player. The health of said player is suspect. When a boy isn’t wearin’ the same type of clothes as everybody else in the locker for months he’s not ready to play. When the offensive line is just as terrible as it was when the dun originally got hurt. He’s not playin’! When they’re payin’ a boy $140 million to play a position that requires him to be protected and you can’t protect him. He’s not playin’!

So was it even necessary to tell boyz that he wasn’t playin’ this year? I mean really bruh? If you thought ole boy was goin’ to suit up this year I’ve got some $4 million condos to sale you on the beach in Gary, Indiana!! Stop me when I start lyin’!

Playas Thesaurus: 

1) Dun: noun – the person in question, dude, guy, etc. It’s whoever I’m talkin’ about and its non-gender specific.

2) Ole boy: noun – the person that I’m currently talkin’ about.

The G is excluded from the endings of all words because the G is near and dear to my heart because I’m from “The G” which is Gary, Indiana. So I only use the G when I’m talkin’ about “The G!”

The caption under the photo isn’t real but its real talk!

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