The Jay Graves Report

Why Wisconsin deserves to be ranked No.1 this week! “Simple Logic”

Give these boyz from Wisconsin their props! It's not easy to go 12-0! Stop with this foolishness. Photo: Hannah Foslien/Getty Images

With both No.1 Alabama and No.2 Miami goin’ down on Saturday it gives these fake media-types something to figure out this week. Most of these cats stayed up all night tryin’ to justify in their minds how they can keep Alabama in the Top 4. They’ve already told you on Week 1 of the playoff rankings that they are determined to have a rematch of Clemson and Bama for the title game. So whatever happens they’re fightin’ for that foolishness to happen.

One thing we do know is that Wisconsin is still goin’ to be playa hated out of bein’ in the Top 4 unless they win the Big Ten Championship game against Ohio State next week.

Let’s keep it real or all the way 100, whichever comes 1st! Every one of these duns will tell you that Wisconsin hadn’t played anybody so that’s the reason why they haven’t been in the Top 4 but will take a bullet for Alabama. The duns from Tuscaloosa hadn’t played anybody either bruh. They played a dull Florida State team, Fresno State, Colorado State, Vandy, Arkansas, Tennessee, Ole Miss, Miss State and almost loss to them, Mercer, LSU and loss to Auburn. I’m listenin’!!! They’ve played two games and loss one of them. I’m listenin’!

So you’re tellin’ me that Alabama’s played somebody and Wisconsin hasn’t. Stop hatin’ and put them where they deserve to be ranked. They’re the only team left that’s undefeated so they should rightfully be ranked No.1 this week. Now if they lose to Ohio State next week then it is what it is. But for right now they should be ranked No.1 on the strength that they’re the only school from a Power 5 Conference with an unblemished record.

Oklahoma should be No.2 with one loss and then Auburn even though they’ve got two losses because they’ve beaten both Georgia and Alabama that were ranked No.1 when they knocked them off. Don’t hate the playa hate the game.

Then you can put dull Alabama at No.4 because they loss to Auburn who was the real deal. You can’t put Clemson ahead of them because they loss to dull Syracuse. Now let’s see what these duns are goin’ to do on Tuesday in this full committee. Stop me when I start lyin’!

Playas Thesaurus: 

1) Dun: noun – the person in question, dude, guy, etc. It’s whoever I’m talkin’ about and its non-gender specific.

The G is excluded from the endings of all words because the G is near and dear to my heart because I’m from “The G” which is Gary, Indiana. So I only use the G when I’m talkin’ about “The G!”

The caption under the photo isn’t real but its real talk!