The Jay Graves Report

Why Tony Romo is worth more to the Cowboys sittin’ on the bench! “Just Sayin'”

"Hey Jerry is this pose good enough?"

After the Dallas Cowboys beat the brakes off of the Detroit Lions on Monday Night Football 42-21 boyz asked Jerry Jones why didn’t they play Tony Romo. Or more importantly will the dun play in the season finale in the Week 17 match up against Philly. He’s response was simple, “Because I don’t like the circumstance it would come under, which would be injury.”

Well playas…that makes all of the sense in the world, especially when you know that you’ve got to unload that dun after the season. It makes no sense to put a boy on the field that could potentially get hurt because he’s worth more money to you healthy when you’re shoppin’ the market than he is hurt. That’s real talk playboy.

Let’s keep it real or all the way 100, whichever comes 1st! So even though people were screamin’ “We want Romo” and “Tony, Tony Tony” Jerry Jones wasn’t crazy enough to listen to them. Ole boy is goin’ to polish that dun up, sit him in the window and sell him to the highest bidder. Sit in the cut and wait for it playa. I’m just sayin’!

Accordin’ to my mans and nem, that’s credible sources for y’all that didn’t grow up in the hood, the Cowboys could activate all three quarterbacks on Sunday against the Eagles. That’s Dak, Romo and Mark Sanchez and you better believe that Sanchez will play instead of Romo. They’re just goin’ to put the make up on him and parade him around the sideline to make sure that the other teams that are in need of a quarterback see that he’s able to smile and chew gum at the same time. Stop me when I start lyin’!

Playas Thesaurus: 

1)  Dun: noun – the person in question, dude, guy, etc. It’s whoever I’m talkin’ about and its non-gender specific.

The caption under the photo isn’t real but its REAL talk!